Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
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07-02-2016, 06:53 PM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

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07-02-2016, 07:06 PM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(07-02-2016 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

Bats might object. They can eat like 5000 a night. They are good food source for other animals but yeah they suck.

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07-02-2016, 07:39 PM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(07-02-2016 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

Actually mosquitoes are important to the ecoytem, seeing as they pollinate flowers and control populations

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07-02-2016, 09:44 PM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
Well then maybe the fuggin' bees can take over the territory or something. Yes, I realize mosquitoes provide a lot of food for higher-ups in the food chain, but dayam.
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08-02-2016, 06:12 AM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(07-02-2016 07:06 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(07-02-2016 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

Bats might object. They can eat like 5000 a night. They are good food source for other animals but yeah they suck.

Technically, only the females suck.
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08-02-2016, 10:06 AM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(08-02-2016 06:12 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(07-02-2016 07:06 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  Bats might object. They can eat like 5000 a night. They are good food source for other animals but yeah they suck.

Technically, only the females suck.
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Weeeelllll, they're better at it anyway. Big Grin

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08-02-2016, 06:01 PM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(07-02-2016 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

Scientists are working on it, one promising technique involves genetic modification of mass amounts of mosquitoes to remove their ability to reproduce. The method was featured on the latest episode of VICE (HBO show), but here's an article about how it may help the Zika crisis as well:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...risis.html

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09-02-2016, 07:50 AM
RE: Brazil: Zika Battle May Change Position On Allowing Abortion
(07-02-2016 07:06 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(07-02-2016 06:53 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Someone really needs to invent a chemical we can mass drop on the world that just kills mosquitoes and has no other side effects.
Seriously, they're the single worst creature in the world, they serve no other purpose than to piss humans off.
If they're not making you itch like crazy they're giving you Zika or Malaria or some other life threatening disease. Fuck ya cure for cancer where's ya pesticide for mosquitoes?

Bats might object. They can eat like 5000 a night. They are good food source for other animals but yeah they suck.

Bats can find a new source of food. And who cares if the bat populations decrease, bats are disgusting flying rat creatures.

Quote:Actually mosquitoes are important to the ecoytem, seeing as they pollinate flowers and control populations

Huh, I had no idea they pollinated flowers. Turns out (after doing a bit of googling) that only the females bite and only when they're producing eggs.

SO new solution. A vaccine (that can optional) that we (humans) take that effects our blood so that when the mosquito bites us it either 1) dies (my preferred method because I hate the cunts) or 2) makes our blood repulsive so they no longer bite us.

Either way mosquitoes don't die out (because they can bite other animals and piss them off), people don't die out and I can get some sleep without having to sit there for 5 minutes itching like crazy because it's a lady mosquitoes time of the month.

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