Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
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08-03-2016, 03:42 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
Wait.
I don't see what all the fuss is. I know I saw on TV, over there, someone from *downstairs* just brings that shit up to you anyway. Angel

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08-03-2016, 03:52 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
Fucking stupid limeys. No wonder we kicked your pussy limey asses. Mind your own biscuits, fools. Tongue




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08-03-2016, 04:00 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
(08-03-2016 03:39 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 03:26 PM)Marozz Wrote:  I must admit that I like a bit of crumpet now and then. Tongue

Laugh out load Um. What we call crumpets is an English muffin. What you call a biscuit is a cookie here. What you call a cookie is a biscuit to us. What you call chips is a French fry. What the hell happened between the US and the UK? We've been such good friends for the last 100 or so years and yet our food is out of alignment. Blink

Actually they're different. Crumpets are like English muffins that haven't been split into two, but have the split look on top. They're lighter and better than the English muffins we have here.

I love them topped with clotted cream. You can sometimes find them at Trader Joe's.


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08-03-2016, 04:13 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
Eggs Benedict anyone?

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08-03-2016, 04:13 PM
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(08-03-2016 04:13 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Eggs Benedict anyone?

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08-03-2016, 05:14 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
(08-03-2016 03:39 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 03:26 PM)Marozz Wrote:  I must admit that I like a bit of crumpet now and then. Tongue

Laugh out load Um. What we call crumpets is an English muffin. What you call a biscuit is a cookie here. What you call a cookie is a biscuit to us. What you call chips is a French fry. What the hell happened between the US and the UK? We've been such good friends for the last 100 or so years and yet our food is out of alignment. Blink

Crumpets are not English muffins. No, no, no! Facepalm

I love crumpets. They have a completely different texture from English muffins. I have not found crumpets for sale in the last 20 years at least. I only once found them in California decades ago, and they were imported.

Americans do not know how to bake crumpets! Or else, they don't know how to appreciate them. English Muffins are a poor substitute. Weeping

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08-03-2016, 07:49 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
There're plenty of bikkies here in Aus.

Crumpets are entirely different to muffins. Tongue

(08-03-2016 03:52 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fucking stupid limeys. No wonder we kicked your pussy limey asses. Mind your own biscuits, fools. Tongue




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08-03-2016, 07:55 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
(08-03-2016 07:49 PM)Banjo Wrote:  There're plenty of bikkies here in Aus.

Crumpets are entirely different to muffins. Tongue

(08-03-2016 03:52 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fucking stupid limeys. No wonder we kicked your pussy limey asses. Mind your own biscuits, fools. Tongue




That's gotta be a wig!

Well, you should know about yer muffins, down there. Big Grin

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08-03-2016, 07:57 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
(08-03-2016 07:55 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(08-03-2016 07:49 PM)Banjo Wrote:  There're plenty of bikkies here in Aus.

Crumpets are entirely different to muffins. Tongue


That's gotta be a wig!

Well, you should know about yer muffins, down there. Big Grin

Sure do. Usually see them at Bondi beach on a hot summer day.... Wink

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08-03-2016, 08:17 PM
RE: Britain in the midst of severe biscuit shortage!
There hasn't been any shortage of cookies around here. Every store I enter has a gaggle of Girl Scouts hovering around the door trying to sell cookies. The season is coming to an end but I bet some enterprising person could set up an emergency shipment of GS cookies to send across the pond. Smile

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