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04-11-2011, 04:40 PM
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 04:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  [Image: th_elleny.jpg]

In the words of my son after seeing a picture of me in a fundoshi, "We now have proof there is no god." Big Grin

But those 10 points are very nice. Wink

(04-11-2011 04:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 03:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 03:48 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I'll tell ya something that's not politically correct - you two are fucking gorgeous. Wink

Quit lookin' HoC, just quit lookin'. For godssake man, shield your eyes. No good can come of this.

A whole family of good can come outta this. What nonsense you speak! Big Grin

(Nah, they're young - I don't "do" young - I ain't saying never, I am saying I'm old. Wink)

I'm just sayin' that on TV at least, when old men start flirting with teenage girls online it never turns out good for the old man.

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04-11-2011, 04:44 PM
 
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 04:33 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  A poet and a physicist - you can pop me in the eye twice for calling you a lawyer that one time. Big Grin

One pop into each eye, or 2 into one? Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin
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04-11-2011, 04:54 PM
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 04:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm just sayin' that on TV at least, when old men start flirting with teenage girls online it never turns out good for the old man.

As a forty-three year old who has teenage girls flirt with him on the street - I'm thinking it "almost never" turns out good, for anybody. One area where I likely qualify as "objective good" is completeness and knowing myself. Wink

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04-11-2011, 05:02 PM (This post was last modified: 04-11-2011 05:16 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
Alright, if HoC and Zatamon are gonna play then I'll play too. But the wife stills says no to the picture of me in my fundoshi, "For godssake Bob, there are children on your forum. I don't care if they are precocious and enlightened, you want them to carry that image in their heads for the next 60-70 years? Some things should never be seen and a middle-aged fat man in a fundoshi qualifies!" ... "Yes, dear."

This is me.

1. I used to be a man before the diabetes meds took my testosterone away.
2. I like to dick with my testosterone dose so that some days I feel like Hamata k and other days I feel like calmyourtitsbro.
3. I'm a computer programmer.
4. I like to play god, that's why I'm a computer programmer.
5. I think I am a computer program.
6. I like to think.
7. I like to drink.
8. I like to think when I drink.
9. I like to drink when I think.
10. I think I need a drink.

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04-11-2011, 06:07 PM
 
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Alright, if HoC and Zatamon are gonna play then I'll play too. But the wife stills says no to the picture of me in my fundoshi


My wife never stopped me -- she knows better than to interfere with my narcissism! Big Grin
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04-11-2011, 06:26 PM
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  5. I think I am a computer program.

I got more attitude. I know I am a computer program. Big Grin

But I'm an asshole. Wink

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04-11-2011, 06:56 PM (This post was last modified: 04-11-2011 07:14 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 06:07 PM)Zatamon Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Alright, if HoC and Zatamon are gonna play then I'll play too. But the wife stills says no to the picture of me in my fundoshi


My wife never stopped me -- she knows better than to interfere with my narcissism! Big Grin

One advantage to being a middle-aged fat GirlyMan is that narcissism is not even a part of any consideration.

(04-11-2011 06:26 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  5. I think I am a computer program.

I got more attitude. I know I am a computer program. Big Grin

Yeah, but that just begs the question about the operating system the program is running under.

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04-11-2011, 07:04 PM
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 04:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 04:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  [Image: th_elleny.jpg]

In the words of my son after seeing a picture of me in a fundoshi, "We now have proof there is no god." Big Grin

But those 10 points are very nice. Wink

Thank you.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but a photograph of ellenjanuary tells a thousand truths. Wink

Being an artist ain't about "not expressing the self," that much is certain. I have repressed my sexuality my entire life based on ethical standard and morality. I thought I was wrong. Yet I remember standing before the creator if the universe and receiving the title of prophet - from my experience, it is a job that requires absolute transparency. Originally posted pics like this online in 2007 as part of OTJ.

Know what happened? Science happened. After 4 years of testing this hypothesis, I just know more stuff. Like YHWH - I'm an atheist; if you're an atheist, you don't need to hear it. So fuck a prophet. There ain't no future, it is a simulation emergent in the mind. I'm not responsible for the words I say nor things I do.

I'm ellenjanuary. I'm responsible for humanity. I'm responsible for the universe. In mathematical terms, that is merely integrity over identity as a function of time. Wink

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04-11-2011, 07:17 PM
 
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 06:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yeah, but that just begs the question about the operating system the program is running under.

Gotto be UNIX -- nothing else will do! Big Grin
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04-11-2011, 07:23 PM
RE: Bro. Post a photo, then list 10 facts about yourself♥
(04-11-2011 07:17 PM)Zatamon Wrote:  
(04-11-2011 06:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yeah, but that just begs the question about the operating system the program is running under.

Gotto be UNIX -- nothing else will do! Big Grin

That must be it. ellenjanuary linux. Tongue

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