Building the starship USS Enterprise
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28-06-2012, 04:25 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
(28-06-2012 12:22 AM)Filox Wrote:  Oh, it's on!

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It's on alright, it's on like Donkey Kong!

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In ya nana's thong!

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That she wears while smoking from a bong!

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That she smokes while singing a little song!

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And plays ping pong!

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to the sound of a gong!

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with the Vietcong!

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I can do this all day long!


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because I'm so strong!

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bitch. Big Grin

Sorry... I was on a roll. Confused

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28-06-2012, 04:40 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
And a good role it was...

Like rolling down the hill

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While passing by the mill
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not paying your bill,
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and standing very still
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you are taking your pill

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while guarding your 'lil...

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And you know what? My mama is stronger than your mama!

A-ha!!

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28-06-2012, 07:12 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
Oh look at me, I'm Filox and I can rhyme the host easy word in the world to rhyme. Tongue

How about we step this up a notch then. Tongue

Hang on, let me just finishing peeling this..orange!

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That's right son, I can rhyme orange, first with sporange!

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Then lozenge!

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And finally, door-hinge!

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Check and mate, bitch. Big Grin
No Enterprise for you. Big Grin

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28-06-2012, 08:43 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
Orange... Dodgy Let's give it up for chucky cheeze ^^

motherfuckers be playin
cause they got no skill
think they be hatin - but -
just makin' us ill
dj muffs
ain't bustin' no rhymes
got yo' dick in yo' mouth - boy -
y u ain't keepin' no time
now we beam the fuck out - y'all
starship enterprise
leave the muffster here - yo
to his cruel demise

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28-06-2012, 09:42 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
This what we do wif earmuffs around here...

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28-06-2012, 10:07 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
(28-06-2012 08:43 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Orange... Dodgy Let's give it up for chucky cheeze ^^

motherfuckers be playin
cause they got no skill
think they be hatin - but -
just makin' us ill
dj muffs
ain't bustin' no rhymes
got yo' dick in yo' mouth - boy -
y u ain't keepin' no time
now we beam the fuck out - y'all
starship enterprise
leave the muffster here - yo
to his cruel demise
Oh are we rapping now? Alright I play that game too. Big Grin

what's happening, i'm back again, i'm here to rap now,
all you pussy's keep yappin' so all i hear is cat meows,
you can not stop me because I'm so unstoppable,
see music is my art, they call me Michael Angelo,
I eat rappers for lunch see I'm a cannibal,
So...in summary of the verse
If you don't wanna cop my shit, I'm shovin it in your purse
And I don't care about your tracks ya bitch
You ain't shit, I'm a laxative

Drinking Beverage

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28-06-2012, 11:09 AM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
woah d'artagnan
got yer knickers in a twist
got yer head up yer ass
i can't help that shit
think you be spinnin'
but you ain't winnin'
your gums are bumpin'
but yer rhymes ain't thumpin'
think you superfly
it's a lie
you chumpin'
woah, d'artagnan
spin on down the road
be a good boy an
do whut you're told

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28-06-2012, 08:06 PM (This post was last modified: 28-06-2012 11:43 PM by earmuffs.)
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
trying to keep up with me? I know your losing sleep,
you look like 14 days, you're 2 weak.
you can try to fuck with T.T.As best,
but your HIV test reads A.I.D.S,
I'm a 5 year singer you been here for 5 semesters,
you still think you can fuck with me like some child molesters,
I'm the fruity boy entrepreneur, watch how I invest this,
a little bit of time and money who would have guessed this,
my names showing up on guest lists,
showing how I made it,
you names been removed I guess it must've been confiscated,
am I making it complicated,
you suck so you suffocated,
outta this world man I'm something you aint used too,
this thread is now a murder scene go and get the news crew.

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28-06-2012, 08:13 PM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
Word.

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28-06-2012, 10:56 PM
RE: Building the starship USS Enterprise
Wow. This just made my day. Enterprise can bring nothing but good. I love a good rap-off.
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