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13-07-2013, 11:11 PM
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This one.....I........I have no words for.

Covenant Spice is a mail order company that sells Christian marital aids to spice up things between you and your hubby.

http://www.covenantspice.com/

ID be intersted to see how much business they do given how uptight Christians are about sex. A pious southern baptist ordering a two headed dildo????

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13-07-2013, 11:18 PM
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UPDATE: The site even sells pocket pussies! I thought Christians hated masturbation!

http://covenantspice.com/senso-pleasure-...p-155.html

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13-07-2013, 11:20 PM
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Why are those "christian" are they blessed or something?

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13-07-2013, 11:21 PM
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(13-07-2013 11:20 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why are those "christian" are they blessed or something?

Well they certainly make you scream "Oh God!!!!!"

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13-07-2013, 11:23 PM
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(13-07-2013 11:21 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(13-07-2013 11:20 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why are those "christian" are they blessed or something?

Well they certainly make you scream "Oh God!!!!!"

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13-07-2013, 11:57 PM
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I wouldn't mind a vibrating cross

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14-07-2013, 07:52 AM
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(13-07-2013 11:57 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wouldn't mind a vibrating cross

I think it was Julia Sweeney who learned how to pet the kitty while lusting after a picture of Jesus. That was in her standup "Letting Go Of God".

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14-07-2013, 08:07 AM
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14-07-2013, 08:14 AM
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Carlos...you have too much time on your hands....Blink

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14-07-2013, 08:15 AM
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Gee,and i wondered why normal christians didnt come at the TTA

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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