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14-07-2013, 08:15 AM
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(14-07-2013 08:07 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  [Image: 2079_1335346543.jpg]

What has been seen cannot be unseen...off to bleach my brain...Sadcryface

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14-07-2013, 08:35 AM
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(14-07-2013 08:07 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  [Image: 2079_1335346543.jpg]

Wow.....all industrial grade bronze....heavy duty blasphemous pleasuring!

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14-07-2013, 08:40 AM
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(14-07-2013 08:15 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  Gee,and i wondered why normal christians didnt come at the TTA

What's a 'normal Christian'? Tongue

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14-07-2013, 08:45 AM
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I find the more "christian' a place claims to be the more strip clubs they have....or atleast it seems that way when I drive thru the 'bible belt'


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14-07-2013, 04:15 PM
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(14-07-2013 08:07 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  [Image: 2079_1335346543.jpg]

I wouldn't mind being nailed by this thing!

I deliberately did not think the above through.
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15-07-2013, 02:45 AM
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Hahaha! Only in the good ol' USA. Do they sell them in church?

Why not a plastic talking Jeebus...

"Blessed are the porn in spirit"

"when I was horny, you gave me a vibrator"

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15-07-2013, 02:49 PM
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Quote:This one.....I........I have no words for.

Why? 1. There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation. When it is a couple using it, it's not solo sex. 2. There is no pornography sold or appearing on the site. 3. God made sex... as a matter of fact, such a creation is a great reason to worship Him!
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15-07-2013, 02:52 PM
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PJ...Where in the Bible does it say that sex toys are allowed for married couples? Chapter and verse if you don't mind.

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15-07-2013, 03:06 PM
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(15-07-2013 02:52 PM)Anjele Wrote:  PJ...Where in the Bible does it say that sex toys are allowed for married couples? Chapter and verse if you don't mind.

It changes based on which way the wind blows. In Victorian times, it was taught that the man was on top and the woman shouldn't move, lest she encourage his savage lust. If she was lucky, she wouldn't have to worry about it for 12 months.

Today, pious Christians even rationalize domestic discipline.

I don't give a crap, because what consenting people do in their own room is their business.

Still -- the whole god is watching wouldn't have turned me on. I find it creepy when the dog is in the room.

Can you imagine?


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15-07-2013, 03:09 PM
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(15-07-2013 02:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:This one.....I........I have no words for.

Why? 1. There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation. When it is a couple using it, it's not solo sex. 2. There is no pornography sold or appearing on the site. 3. God made sex... as a matter of fact, such a creation is a great reason to worship Him!

NO! sex is meant only for reproduction, pleasure is a side effect of SIN! HAIL SATAN! Evil_monster

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