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15-07-2013, 05:45 PM
RE: CHRISTIAN SEX TOYS!!
(15-07-2013 02:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:This one.....I........I have no words for.

Why? 1. There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation. When it is a couple using it, it's not solo sex. 2. There is no pornography sold or appearing on the site. 3. God made sex... as a matter of fact, such a creation is a great reason to worship Him!

What if it was phone sex between a married couple? The guy would have to spank the monkey there as well as the woman would have to gag the clam herself. God kills Onan for jerking off in Gen 38:10, I'm not sure he would like this.

Also sodomy sometimes encompasses oral sex as well. So the site is encouraging you good little Christians to be sodomites!

Speaking of backdoor action, what about a hetero couple who likes anal sex? That's also sodomy.

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15-07-2013, 05:57 PM
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I think I figured it out...the one thing they don't sell at their sex store is condoms.

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15-07-2013, 05:59 PM
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(15-07-2013 05:57 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  I think I figured it out...the one thing they don't sell at their sex store is condoms.

Yes they do.......but only two varieties.

http://covenantspice.com/index.php?main_...rd=Condoms

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15-07-2013, 09:12 PM
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It doesn't have anal-sex specific stuff... or at least I didn't find any Tongue

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15-07-2013, 09:15 PM
CHRISTIAN SEX TOYS!!
(15-07-2013 09:12 PM)nach_in Wrote:  It doesn't have anal-sex specific stuff... or at least I didn't find any Tongue

Protestants don't condone sodomy. You'd have to go to the Catholic Sex Toys store for that. Big Grin

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15-07-2013, 09:29 PM
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(13-07-2013 11:57 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wouldn't mind a vibrating cross

When I saw the thread title I thought it would be a link to the site that sells Jesus buttplugs, but I was wrong...

I just don't understand what's Christian about it. I mean, is there anything there that couldn't be used by a satan worshiping, baby eating atheist? The difference is, I guess, they don't have anything specifically catering to gays.

I think I've seen crucifix sex toys on etsy, though.

Quote:It doesn't have anal-sex specific stuff... or at least I didn't find any
It has anal beads that look like the Very Hungry Caterpillar:
"Fun Factory Felix
This flexible 10" anal chain is composed of graduated, elliptical shaped elements for stimulation and comes with a friendly face for easy chain..." There are also at least two "prostate massagers."
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16-07-2013, 12:32 AM
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(15-07-2013 09:29 PM)amyb Wrote:  
(13-07-2013 11:57 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wouldn't mind a vibrating cross

When I saw the thread title I thought it would be a link to the site that sells Jesus buttplugs, but I was wrong...

I just don't understand what's Christian about it. I mean, is there anything there that couldn't be used by a satan worshiping, baby eating atheist? The difference is, I guess, they don't have anything specifically catering to gays.

I think I've seen crucifix sex toys on etsy, though.

Quote:It doesn't have anal-sex specific stuff... or at least I didn't find any
It has anal beads that look like the Very Hungry Caterpillar:
"Fun Factory Felix
This flexible 10" anal chain is composed of graduated, elliptical shaped elements for stimulation and comes with a friendly face for easy chain..." There are also at least two "prostate massagers."

I think I would be less disturbed by a Jesus vibrator than, say, a Hello Kitty vibrator.

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16-07-2013, 11:38 AM
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Quote:PJ...Where in the Bible does it say that sex toys are allowed for married couples? Chapter and verse if you don't mind.

Are we making an argument from silence? We know the term "sex toys" is not in the scriptures. 1) Love God supremely. 2) Love your fellow human. If it doesn't cause emotional or physical pain to your partner, why not?
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16-07-2013, 11:41 AM
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I thought it was all about procreation...be fruitful and multiply and all that. Sex toys aren't required for that.

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16-07-2013, 11:53 AM
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Well, I don't know, but convert me! Get on your bicycle and bring a bag of this stuff with you! Hell, I might open the door!
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