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16-07-2013, 12:01 PM
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Think about it! This is the future of religion! It's a Jesus orgy! Oh! Oh, Jesus! O God! Bring out that cross and let us pray! Where do I put the host?
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16-07-2013, 04:20 PM
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Hey kids, remember God is always watching you. Always.


Not sure if that joke was made already.
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16-07-2013, 04:34 PM
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(16-07-2013 12:01 PM)Ameron1963 Wrote:  Think about it! This is the future of religion! It's a Jesus orgy! Oh! Oh, Jesus! O God! Bring out that cross and let us pray! Where do I put the host?



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17-07-2013, 09:34 AM
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Quote:I thought it was all about procreation...be fruitful and multiply and all that. Sex toys aren't required for that.

A thoughtful question, thanks. Certainly, Adam and Noah were told to fill the earth when it had but a few people on it. Those were the sole people so commanded, and both testaments describe sex for pleasure and enjoyment for married couples...
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17-07-2013, 02:05 PM (This post was last modified: 17-07-2013 02:47 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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(17-07-2013 09:34 AM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:I thought it was all about procreation...be fruitful and multiply and all that. Sex toys aren't required for that.

A thoughtful question, thanks. Certainly, Adam and Noah were told to fill the earth when it had but a few people on it. Those were the sole people so commanded, and both testaments describe sex for pleasure and enjoyment for married couples...

Adam and Noah were myths.
Proven by Genetics.
Still spouting that fundie nonsense I see. here is no evidence that Adam and Eve were "married".
(I do realize your dumb god didn't know what Adam wanted in a mate, and he had to experiment with the beasts first).
Preach your nonsense to two year olds. This forum is for adults.
Maybe you should anoint yourself "apostle to the mentally challenged", as Saul did himself to the gentiles.
Now if only you would hide-tail it out of here like he did from Jerusalem, when he realized he could not get along with the real apostles.

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17-07-2013, 02:40 PM
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Fig leafs by god! The first sex toys! Even Adam and Eve couldn't resist ripping off a fig leaf! And god the first voyeur! Think about it you fools! God created sex toys first! All that time in the void and you get lonely! I have so much to contribute here!
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17-07-2013, 03:22 PM
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I've seen a lot of ridiculous things in my 31 years here on earth... this ranks up there.

I mean... why "Christian"? Sex toys are sex toys. They don't have a religion.

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17-07-2013, 03:42 PM
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(17-07-2013 03:22 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I've seen a lot of ridiculous things in my 31 years here on earth... this ranks up there.

I mean... why "Christian"? Sex toys are sex toys. They don't have a religion.

They do if they are blessed, biatch! Holy even in sodomy!

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17-07-2013, 03:46 PM
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(17-07-2013 03:22 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I've seen a lot of ridiculous things in my 31 years here on earth... this ranks up there.

I mean... why "Christian"? Sex toys are sex toys. They don't have a religion.

Hey KC you know the 4 types of Orgasms a woman can have?

Type 1 the Positive Orgasm: Oh Yes Oh Yes!
Type 2 the Negative Orgasm: Oh No Oh No!
Type 3 The Holy Orgasm: Oh God Oh God!
Type 4 The Fake Orgasm: Oh Jeremy! Evil_monster

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17-07-2013, 03:49 PM
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(17-07-2013 03:46 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(17-07-2013 03:22 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I've seen a lot of ridiculous things in my 31 years here on earth... this ranks up there.

I mean... why "Christian"? Sex toys are sex toys. They don't have a religion.

Hey KC you know the 4 types of Orgasms a woman can have?

Type 1 the Positive Orgasm: Oh Yes Oh Yes!
Type 2 the Negative Orgasm: Oh No Oh No!
Type 3 The Holy Orgasm: Oh God Oh God!
Type 4 The Fake Orgasm: Oh Jeremy! Evil_monster

That made me snort.


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