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23-07-2013, 03:34 PM
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God loves sex, as a matter of fact it wants you to let it know when you're going to have sex, so it can watch. That's what marriage is all about... a heads up for divine porn... ಠ.ಠ

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06-09-2013, 06:12 PM
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(15-07-2013 02:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation.

Do you have an alternate use for a pocket pussy?!Blink

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07-09-2013, 06:08 AM
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There is some sort of joke here about repression and especially high use of pornography south of the Bible Belt, but I just don't have it in me at the moment... Drinking Beverage

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07-09-2013, 06:12 AM
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(06-09-2013 06:12 PM)NoSkyDaddy Wrote:  
(15-07-2013 02:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation.

Do you have an alternate use for a pocket pussy?!Blink

Beer koozie?

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Not that you'd get much pleasure from such an... accommodating... device. Undecided

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08-09-2013, 02:40 AM
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(06-09-2013 06:12 PM)NoSkyDaddy Wrote:  
(15-07-2013 02:49 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  There was an assumption that certain devices are for masturbation.

Do you have an alternate use for a pocket pussy?!Blink

A women goes to her doctor's office and says "doctor everyday I wake up there is a postage stamp in my pussy!"

The doctor says " That's not a postage stamp it's the label off a banana."

   

Can you say "Pocket Pussy Postage Paid Pleasure Pouch"

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08-09-2013, 04:16 PM
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(13-07-2013 11:11 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  This one.....I........I have no words for.

Covenant Spice is a mail order company that sells Christian marital aids to spice up things between you and your hubby.

http://www.covenantspice.com/

ID be intersted to see how much business they do given how uptight Christians are about sex. A pious southern baptist ordering a two headed dildo????
Went to the site and found myself wondering, what about these sex toys makes them Christian sex toys? Then I saw the "Christian sexual aids" link. Ah, that must be it, wrong page. So I followed the link... just aphrodisiacs and lubricants. Hmm, I think the owners of this site are just trying to get their hands on some Christian myth money by tagging their ordinary merchandise as "Christian".

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09-09-2013, 02:59 AM
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When people ask me: if I don't believe in God, whose name do I shout during sex?

Well, my own of course!

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09-09-2013, 03:22 AM
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(09-09-2013 02:59 AM)Diogenes of Mayberry Wrote:  When people ask me: if I don't believe in God, whose name do I shout during sex?

Well, my own of course!

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09-09-2013, 05:12 AM
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Do they sell contraception to prevent Virgins getting pregnant without having sex?

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09-09-2013, 09:49 AM
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(09-09-2013 05:12 AM)TheLogicalAthiest Wrote:  Do they sell contraception to prevent Virgins getting pregnant without having sex?

I think that's covered under homeopathy. Consider

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