CHRISTMAS JOKED
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12-12-2009, 12:06 AM
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CHRISTMAS JOKED
Hi All,
Let me share few Christmas jokes with you guys. Roberta was going to the Xmas office party but needed a new party frock. So she went into M&S and asked the assistant, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?' 'Certainly not, madam,' responded the assistant, 'You'll have to use the changing room like everyone else.' Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Xmas.' A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Xmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason. 'What's the matter, Al?' I asked. 'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Xmas'. Marge lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Xmas shopping in Regent Street, London. A small boy found it and he returned to her. Looking in her purse, Marge reasoned, 'Hmmm.... that's strange. When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are four £5 notes.' The boy quickly replied with a charming smile and in a cockney accent, 'That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.' Merry Christmas to you all in advance. Cheers. |
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29-12-2012, 05:16 AM
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RE: CHRISTMAS JOKED
monster bum-p
![]() Used that picture successfully. Yesss. +5 points to me. As you were TTA. |
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29-12-2012, 05:29 AM
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CHRISTMAS JOKED
(29-12-2012 05:16 AM)earmuffs Wrote: monster bum-p You're so gay. It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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29-12-2012, 05:39 AM
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RE: CHRISTMAS JOKED
(29-12-2012 05:29 AM)Erxomai Wrote:I'm Vosur and I approve of this message.(29-12-2012 05:16 AM)earmuffs Wrote: monster bum-p ![]() /USA presidental election parody ![]() |
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29-12-2012, 06:04 AM
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