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28-05-2014, 06:33 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 05:43 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  Ditto what Dee said. Are they actually putting pork into their chocolate? Where's the science? On the one hand, I'm a vegetarian, so I kinda want to know. On the other hand, there's no way I'm taking radical Islam at its word on this or any other topic. (Also, jihad is WAY over the line. Normally I'd consider a suit over false labeling practices to be an extreme response. But then, as always, some people insist on redefining "extreme".)

Actually calling for jihad would not be a radical response for Muslims as consuming pork, for them, is part of keeping the body clean, physically and spiritually. Muslims are required to perform ablutions just before approaching Allah for prayer.

Well, I just don't see anything wrong with protesting in this way. Pork would render them dirty Tongue.

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28-05-2014, 06:34 AM
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I wonder how many picograms of shedded pig skin they breathe in just being near a pig?
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28-05-2014, 07:09 AM
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Why does Allah hate pork? Consider

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28-05-2014, 07:16 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
How about just not eating Cadbury chocolate? I haven't heard of anyone being *forced* to eat the stuff.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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28-05-2014, 07:28 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 07:16 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  How about just not eating Cadbury chocolate? I haven't heard of anyone being *forced* to eat the stuff.

They appear to be too wired on sugar to give such a calm response.
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28-05-2014, 07:34 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 07:16 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  How about just not eating Cadbury chocolate? I haven't heard of anyone being *forced* to eat the stuff.


That would make too much sense. It would also not slake their blood lust felt towards non believers.

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28-05-2014, 07:36 AM (This post was last modified: 28-05-2014 07:44 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 04:25 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Muslim groups declare ‘jihad’ on Cadbury, claim wider agenda to weaken faith


Quote:“They have betrayed us Muslims by putting ‘haram’ elements through the foods we consume in our body, to weaken us Muslims.

“That is why Muslims are weak, divided,” Perkasa Selangor chief Abu Bakar Yahya told reporters.

Hahahhahaah!

What a clueless twat! Muslims are divided because they've spent the last 1500-odd years mercilessly and pointlessly slaughtering each other to the point of near absolute, hereditary hatred solely because of how they differently interpret the verbal stories-come-scrawlings of an illiterate epileptic, pedophilic madman.

It sure as hell ain't chocolate's fault.

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28-05-2014, 08:29 AM
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If god didn't want people to eat pork why did Noah bring pigs on board the ark?
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28-05-2014, 08:31 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 08:29 AM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  If god didn't want people to eat pork why did Noah bring pigs on board the ark?

Well, you see, god has never really been good at the whole 'foresight' deal, okay?

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28-05-2014, 08:37 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
Or foreskin.

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