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28-05-2014, 08:43 AM
RE: Calls for jihad on Cadbury
(28-05-2014 08:37 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Or foreskin.

Oh, no. God is all about the dick-tips.

Didn't you read the bible? He can't get enough of the things!

It's like crack. But more disturbing.

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28-05-2014, 08:59 AM
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I still can't undo the image of people's faces changing into pig heads when they die....Hobo

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28-05-2014, 09:06 AM
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(28-05-2014 07:16 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  How about just not eating Cadbury chocolate? I haven't heard of anyone being *forced* to eat the stuff.

No, no, no - can't you see that they've already been defiled? I can't believe they haven't already started burning stores and murdering the enemies of Allah (piss be upon him).

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28-05-2014, 09:17 AM
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Well... now we can't eat Cadbury because of pig parts ... never could eat Mars/Nestlee because it's made with liquor ... where's a good Muslim supposed to get the cocoa amphetamine?!?!?! Huh? Gotta have that amphetamine because ... uh .. . because ... it's a stimulant ... and we need stimulants for.... Jihad!!!

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28-05-2014, 09:58 AM
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Considering the whole Islam doctrine is nothing but pork, I really don't see what they are so upset about. Drinking Beverage

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28-05-2014, 10:04 AM
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Silly Muslims, no chocolate for you.

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28-05-2014, 10:11 AM
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I guess Willy Wonka is not a huge seller on DVD in Islamic nations?

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28-05-2014, 10:18 AM
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(28-05-2014 10:04 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Silly Muslims, no chocolate for you.


Or. I could send them a donut from VooDoo Donuts here in Portland It's a voodoo doll with a pretzel stick in it and they could pretend it's the Cadbury company.

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28-05-2014, 10:31 AM
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Cadbury chocolate eggs are too delicious.

Jihad !!!!!

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28-05-2014, 10:50 AM
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There's an opportunity here.

Steer islamists toward acceptance of homeopathy. Make sure they understand that it isn't the molecules of active ingredient that act, but the "memory" carried in the water that acts. Once that belief is well established, in other conversational contexts casually mention how every atom of air and water around the world has transited some pig's digestive tract from mouth to anus several times. And kept a homeopathic memory of every such journey.

Done properly it should make an islamist's skin crawl just breathing the air.
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