Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
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11-05-2015, 08:43 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 07:18 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  From one theist to another:

Your "theology" is hole-ly.

I wouldn't even call it "theology".

All you do is quote random verses that have no significance to the topic... like at all. It's completely random.

I know you're a Poe. I get that. But whatever.

I wouldn't call it a theology either. I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

What did I tell you about your portrayals and poor marketing strategies?

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11-05-2015, 08:46 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:43 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  I wouldn't call it a theology either. I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

What did I tell you about your portrayals and poor marketing strategies?

Are you a Christian?
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11-05-2015, 08:49 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 07:18 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  From one theist to another:

Your "theology" is hole-ly.

I wouldn't even call it "theology".

All you do is quote random verses that have no significance to the topic... like at all. It's completely random.

I know you're a Poe. I get that. But whatever.

I wouldn't call it a theology either. I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

You're his slave? So it looks like that, but with you on the cross?

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11-05-2015, 09:00 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:46 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 08:43 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  What did I tell you about your portrayals and poor marketing strategies?

Are you a Christian?

Of course not.

I just have enough business savvy to know that trying to pass a religion off as a weird S&M-based relationship is not the most profitable of marketing tactics.

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11-05-2015, 09:02 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 09:00 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 08:46 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  Are you a Christian?

Of course not.

I just have enough business savvy to know that trying to pass a religion off as a weird S&M-based relationship is not the most profitable of marketing tactics.

Except to a narrow, discerning demographic. Thumbsup

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11-05-2015, 09:06 AM (This post was last modified: 11-05-2015 09:10 AM by TheMrBillShow.)
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  I wouldn't call it a theology either. I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

One day I hope you realize how so very sad that is.

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11-05-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
Any word on why this fool pesters us still?

Go away you pointless idiot. You're like a small child crying for attention.

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11-05-2015, 09:15 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

I hate to be the one to tell you, but he talks smack about you behind your back.

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11-05-2015, 09:17 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 09:00 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 08:46 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  Are you a Christian?

Of course not.

I just have enough business savvy to know that trying to pass a religion off as a weird S&M-based relationship is not the most profitable of marketing tactics.

You would be absolutely right if I am to be selling something. Thank God he is not for sale. I could never afford the price he paid on the cross. #unfathomable
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11-05-2015, 09:17 AM
RE: Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?
(11-05-2015 09:06 AM)TheMrBillShow Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 08:28 AM)Shinosky Wrote:  I wouldn't call it a theology either. I have a relationship with Jesus Christ. It's not hard to understand. We are friends. I am his slave. He loves me and I love him. He is the king of the universe.

One day I hope you realize how so very sad that is.

You are entitled to your opinion
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