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25-05-2015, 05:57 PM
RE: Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
Lose your job and end up homeless on the street. Bastards won't even give you a shit, shower and shave let alone a meal and a bed. ... wait ... that might be the Evangelicals. ... maybe both. Consider

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25-05-2015, 06:00 PM
RE: Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
(25-05-2015 01:43 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  While you may be able to be removed from the registry for statistics purposes you cannot really leave the church. Once you have been baptized you are considered part of the visible church. That's why we only ever baptize once. All you guys would just be fallen away Catholics.

According to the Wholly Sacramental Boiling, you are a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I see that your name is on our list.

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25-05-2015, 07:33 PM
RE: Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
Send the pope a certified letter than says "I quit" in Latin.


Or, was it "Fuck Off?"

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25-05-2015, 08:33 PM
Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
I looked into getting officially dropped or excommunicated. It seems that they no longer actually do that. Unfortunately, the Vatican will forever think of me as one of theirs.

I may keep looking into it. Or just say fuck it, considering that once we die, the Mormons baptize us. I wonder if the two holy waters will even mix.
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25-05-2015, 08:54 PM (This post was last modified: 25-05-2015 09:05 PM by jennybee.)
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(25-05-2015 08:33 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I looked into getting officially dropped or excommunicated. It seems that they no longer actually do that. Unfortunately, the Vatican will forever think of me as one of theirs.

I may keep looking into it. Or just say fuck it, considering that once we die, the Mormons baptize us. I wonder if the two holy waters will even mix.

You could try this...catholic style Tongue

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26-05-2015, 12:06 AM
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(25-05-2015 08:54 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 08:33 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I looked into getting officially dropped or excommunicated. It seems that they no longer actually do that. Unfortunately, the Vatican will forever think of me as one of theirs.

I may keep looking into it. Or just say fuck it, considering that once we die, the Mormons baptize us. I wonder if the two holy waters will even mix.

You could try this...catholic style Tongue

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-fe...ies-287107

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26-05-2015, 05:16 AM
Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
My brother did more research on it before I did. It seems that they don't actually excommunicate people. I thought about writing to the local bishop. My brother said others have tried, but they don't do it. So technically I'll be counted amongst the Catholic fold forever.
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26-05-2015, 05:29 AM
RE: Can you officially leave the catholic church?.
(26-05-2015 05:16 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  My brother did more research on it before I did. It seems that they don't actually excommunicate people. I thought about writing to the local bishop. My brother said others have tried, but they don't do it. So technically I'll be counted amongst the Catholic fold forever.

You can't even leave the fold by apostasy or so church claims - „Semel catholicus, semper catholicus”. Though I would say it's just as valid as me baptising you now in the name of Cthulhu and saying that your soul belong to him for eternity Wink

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