Can you wield a sword ?
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11-03-2013, 03:30 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 03:02 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote: Can I wield a sword?My, my, that is one big sword you have there, BC ![]() Humankind ![]() |
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11-03-2013, 03:52 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
I did say I was Alexander the Great, not Alexander the Adequate.
"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind." "We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change." |
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11-03-2013, 03:59 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 03:02 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote: Can I wield a sword? (11-03-2013 03:52 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote: I did say I was Alexander the Great, not Alexander the Adequate. Too bad that in this life you're stuck as Buddy the Insufficient. The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy. "Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show. |
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11-03-2013, 04:08 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 03:59 AM)Free Thought Wrote:(11-03-2013 03:02 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote: Can I wield a sword? ![]() "Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind." "We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change." |
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11-03-2013, 04:27 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 04:08 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote:(11-03-2013 03:59 AM)Free Thought Wrote: Too bad that in this life you're stuck as Buddy the Insufficient. Do I sense over compensation? Though I will admit it, I am a lil' jealous, you having a sword and all. All I have is knives and a heavy wooden practise sword. The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy. "Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show. |
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11-03-2013, 04:32 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 04:27 AM)Free Thought Wrote:(11-03-2013 04:08 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote: I have a bunch of swords from my nerd teen years (I've learned to suppress it to stop scaring away women) that are kept at my mom's house and every time I visit I do the whole "what are these things still doing here? Well I guess I'll just pull them out and 'sarcastically' put on a 2 hour performance of LotR (I have Sting and Glamdring)." "Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind." "We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change." |
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11-03-2013, 07:09 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
Oh....... So all the videos I can watch that get updated on a regular basis showing people in Saudi Arabia getting beheaded (sometimes by children) are all "Unofficial" then???
Fucking Allah Snackbar ![]() I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing. I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond. I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown. |
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11-03-2013, 09:33 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
Yes..... unless you're a cleric...
No edged weapons for clerics...... ![]() |
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11-03-2013, 10:02 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
(11-03-2013 09:33 AM)LostLocke Wrote: Yes..... unless you're a cleric... Because bashing someone's skull is obviously much more holy than chopping their arm off. ![]() ![]() E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2 614C → 714N + e– + ̅νe 2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol It works, bitches. |
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11-03-2013, 10:41 AM
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RE: Can you wield a sword ?
Those Saudi executioners are great at their jobs - one clean strike takes the head right off, and the killer doesn't even get blood on his nice white clothes.
I have a sword, but it's a Chinese longsword, so it isn't great at chopping off heads. And I prefer my opponents to be armed and armoured, not helpless men on their knees sentenced to an excessive punishment. If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying. ![]() |
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