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08-11-2017, 09:43 PM
Canadian Kidnappers Bare Arms
And everything else too.

Kidnapping charges pending against nude suspects after two-vehicle crash in Nisku

"Kidnapping charges are pending against three people arrested in the buff after a collision Monday morning in Nisku."

Not only do our criminals not need guns, they can go without underwear. The -8 C weather and the amount of snow on the ground would have made most other mortals think twice but we raise a special breed of stoopid up here.

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08-11-2017, 11:19 PM
RE: Canadian Kidnappers Bare Arms
Brrrrrrrrr.

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17-11-2017, 05:05 PM
RE: Canadian Kidnappers Bare Arms
Update on this piece of real life comedy:

As near as the authorities have managed to piece it together, this appears to be a case where everybody was a victim.

Both the abductors and their victims were close friends, neighbours and Jehova's Witnesses. Surprisingly, that last bit appears to have played only a minor role.

The morning of the incident, the soon-to-be abductors sat down to a hearty breakfast that included tea. Tea which one of them had recently brought back from southeast asia. Tea which was a damned sight more "cultural" than they understood and intended to be consumed in much smaller doses than your average Orange Pekoe. Very shortly, you had a family of five apocalyptic Christians who were tripping balls. Their "reasoning" is a bit unclear, at least two of them have no recollection of the events, but they appear to have apprehended some threat (the end was nigh?), stripped naked (rapture-ready?), grabbed their neighbours and stuffed them into their car to rescue them.

The father managed to escape from the trunk and the mother and daughter got away when the car slowed to pick him up. They were picked up by a passing motorist in a work truck. Thinking that the rescuer was abducting their friends, the tripping family then rammed the truck and wound up in the ditch. The police took it from there.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/a...-1.4398942

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17-11-2017, 05:39 PM
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Hilarious!

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17-11-2017, 05:56 PM
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Em....what kinda tea is this? Details please.

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17-11-2017, 05:56 PM
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Thanks, I just sputtered out my drink while at work xD

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17-11-2017, 06:10 PM
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Okay, Floridaman, the bar has been raised. Let's see your response. Drinking Beverage
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17-11-2017, 06:32 PM
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(17-11-2017 05:56 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Em....what kinda tea is this? Details please.

Sadly, they aren't even sure what country it came from. I'm guessing that the police will be a bit reluctant to release the exact pharmacological details and a list of retailers.

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17-11-2017, 06:47 PM
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(17-11-2017 06:32 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(17-11-2017 05:56 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Em....what kinda tea is this? Details please.

Sadly, they aren't even sure what country it came from. I'm guessing that the police will be a bit reluctant to release the exact pharmacological details and a list of retailers.
Yeah, you'll have to go to a cop to get some. Drinking Beverage
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19-11-2017, 08:38 PM
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I miss seeing an response from earmuffs on this one. Sadcryface

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