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20-09-2015, 09:27 AM
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(20-09-2015 08:51 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Jesus: So this is how it’s going to work, it’s called a ménagerie à trois, it’ll be fun for everyone!

Eve: "Sounds fun! So where do want me? Like in the middle, or..."
Jesus: "Oh! Uh, I actually didn't... calculate..."
Eve: "Huh?"
Jesus: "...you... in this.... thing"
Eve: "Oh..."
Jesus: "Yeah..."
Eve: "So..."
Jesus: "Just Adam, tiger, and me."
Adam: "She can watch. Babe, you wanna watch?"
Eve: "I don't..."
Jesus: "You're gonna watch!"

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20-09-2015, 10:15 AM
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^^^ We have a winner.

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21-09-2015, 07:04 AM
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Look Adam, this obsession with Michael Jackson has gone far enough.

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Come on Adam, Eve wants to nail you instead this time. It's not that bad, trust me.

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21-09-2015, 09:04 AM
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"Hey! Why do you get hair on your face? *I* want hair on my face! It looks cool! Like, wicked. Goatees are wicked, right? I don't want my face to be naked! Look, even the tiger and giraffe get hair on their faces! I don't care if it's awkward for Adam to kiss, I want it!"
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21-09-2015, 02:00 PM
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21-09-2015, 11:13 PM
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"Now that she's caught you cheating, the only right thing to do is to choose which pussy you like better."

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22-09-2015, 12:33 AM
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Jesus Christ! Facepalm What does he want now?
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