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10-08-2015, 02:11 PM
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You know how Neitzsche said "God is dead"?

Well, Nurse, that's apparently how he died. Tongue

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10-08-2015, 04:24 PM
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"And then Jesus ascended to heaven . . ."

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10-08-2015, 07:21 PM
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"Dude, I'm your addiction!"
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10-08-2015, 08:00 PM (This post was last modified: 10-08-2015 08:06 PM by RocketSurgeon76.)
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(10-08-2015 07:21 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  "Dude, I'm your addiction!"

Wow. Hadn't thought of that angle.

The photo doesn't need a caption, if you look at it like that...

Except, in reality, Jesus is the syringe.

Edit to Add: Is it just me, or is Jesus' face in that shot the same exact facial expression as the chick who shoots up at the beginning of Trainspotting?

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10-08-2015, 10:47 PM
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(10-08-2015 12:27 PM)Nurse Wrote:  The angle of approach with the needle is innacurate Dodgy

"Stop! You'll blow the vein!"

Interesting. I was more hung up on whose arm the needle was going into considering if white jeebus' right arm can sit on the shoulder, how can the left occupy the same point in space as the junkie? Consider

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10-08-2015, 10:55 PM
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I'm still hung up on that scene from the beginning of Trainspotting where the chick shoots up...

I keep hearing Jesus saying her lines:

"Take the best orgasm you've ever had...multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it. (Sighs) It beats any meat injection. That beats any fucking cock in the world!"

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11-08-2015, 07:34 AM
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The spike goes in the vein at your elbow -- not in your hands and feet -- dumbass......................

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11-08-2015, 02:51 PM
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I'm hung on the look on Jesus' face. Upon a second look, I'm seeing that is clearly not a look of pain. Laugh out load

He's like, "Aaah, fuck, that's the good shit, right there! Ah yeah... Ah... shit, dude!"

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11-08-2015, 02:55 PM
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(11-08-2015 07:34 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The spike goes in the vein at your elbow -- not in your hands and feet -- dumbass......................

If his veins are too hard to hit, a junkie can and will use veins on the back of hand, on the top of the foot, or other spots.
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11-08-2015, 03:49 PM
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spike, hands, feet, Jesus --- think it through.......

Wink

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