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12-09-2015, 11:57 AM
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God the things they come up with...

[Image: jesus-football.jpg]

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12-09-2015, 12:08 PM
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"Mom, that creepy guy in the robe was hanging around at football practice again."
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12-09-2015, 12:21 PM (This post was last modified: 12-09-2015 12:31 PM by cactus.)
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The Gatorade still tasted like piss after I turned it into wine, so I just said "fuck it" and flipped the table over.

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12-09-2015, 12:29 PM
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"Bitch, gimme the ball"
"Jesus took the ball for your sins"
"Sure, I'll play.
At least you're not trying to touch my butt"
"How many balls do you need ?"

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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12-09-2015, 12:33 PM
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"Give that thing to me right now.
I didn't die so you could play with your ball"
"Take the damn ball.
Just don't touch me."

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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12-09-2015, 12:37 PM
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Give me the ball Jason, you'll never get a touchdown or make it to heaven if you keep running like such a fag!

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12-09-2015, 02:23 PM (This post was last modified: 12-09-2015 02:31 PM by Free Thought.)
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(12-09-2015 11:57 AM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  God the things they come up with...

[Image: jesus-football.jpg]

I love how Jesus has both his arms out in sort of a shrug.

He's like "I'm a Jew, I can't take that pigskin. Whadda gonna do?"

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12-09-2015, 02:38 PM
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Lateral the ball!!!! You know I'm supposed to get all the glory at sporting events, bitch!

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12-09-2015, 02:40 PM
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Jebus has his cross with him...I didn't know it was able to move on it's own, I mean, he isn't even attached to it. Sheesh, learn something new every day.

Wonder if they do that jump up and chest bump thing in the end zone. Consider

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12-09-2015, 02:42 PM
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(12-09-2015 02:40 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Jebus has his cross with him...I didn't know it was able to move on it's own, I mean, he isn't even attached to it. Sheesh, learn something new every day.

Wonder if they do that jump up and chest bump thing in the end zone. Consider

Shit, I didn't even notice the cross! I was just so focus of Jewsus himself. Him and his indifferent shrug and bemused expression.

Background kid: "Come on Timmy, spike it on the cross! Just like Jesus!"

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