Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
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04-02-2015, 04:45 PM
Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
So...i have a side job that involves me being out from about 2am - 5:30am five nights a week, (no I'm not a male hooker). The time spent out by myself affords me the opportunity to do a lot of thinking, listening to podcasts, etc.

Last night I had an idea for a cartoon and if my artistic roots were in drawing I would doodle it myself but alas I chose to marinate in music instead of "art". The idea for the cartoon drawing went something like this....

Jesus is standing up in heaven next to god (somehow I picture the Darkmatter2525 god)...behind Jesus are all these real hearts laying in a huge pile...like 2 billion or so. Jesus then turns to god and says "now what the fuck am I supposed to do with all these????"

For some reason, maybe given the sparsity of my sleeping patterns of late, I found this fabulously amusing. I would love to see this drawn or fleshed out in a cartoon...Also wondered if you could do a cartoon, what would you do?
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04-02-2015, 05:21 PM
RE: Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
A painting rather than a cartoon ----

"The Last Supper" - done redneck....

In the front of the painting - there's a box - I've always assumed it to be the arc of the covenant..... make some changes -- add a CRT bulge - some wires - and a set of rabbit ears --- they're all watching TV....

Ashtrays, cans of Budweiser, Coca-Cola - packs of cigarettes -- and Jesus wearing a John Deere ballcap.....

I can see it in my head.....

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04-02-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
Here's a few. Big Grin

[Image: porcelain-milk-carton_zpsqhkicsqe.jpg]
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05-02-2015, 03:14 PM
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(04-02-2015 06:30 PM)pablo Wrote:  Here's a few. Big Grin

[Image: porcelain-milk-carton_zpsqhkicsqe.jpg]

Genius. Thanks for the laugh!

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05-02-2015, 03:25 PM
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(05-02-2015 03:14 PM)Vanstorm Wrote:  
(04-02-2015 06:30 PM)pablo Wrote:  Here's a few. Big Grin

[Image: porcelain-milk-carton_zpsqhkicsqe.jpg]

Genius. Thanks for the laugh!

I'll milk it for all I can.
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05-02-2015, 03:52 PM
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(05-02-2015 03:25 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(05-02-2015 03:14 PM)Vanstorm Wrote:  Genius. Thanks for the laugh!

I'll milk it for all I can.

Contain yourself, please.

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05-02-2015, 03:59 PM
RE: Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
I'll try to keep my lips sealed, no more spouting off.
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05-02-2015, 04:42 PM
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(04-02-2015 06:30 PM)pablo Wrote:  Here's a few. Big Grin

[Image: porcelain-milk-carton_zpsqhkicsqe.jpg]

You just brought back some great memories with that photo. I would take those milk cartons, clean them, then cut out doors and windows and create entire towns where my toy soldiers could fight. Wow, I haven’t thought of that in over 40 years. Thanks Thumbsup

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05-02-2015, 04:51 PM
RE: Carton Ideas? ....a la Charlie Hebdo
(04-02-2015 06:30 PM)pablo Wrote:  Here's a few. Big Grin

[Image: porcelain-milk-carton_zpsqhkicsqe.jpg]


Why is that so damned funny? I donno, it just cracks me up. Tongue Big Grin

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