Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
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04-11-2016, 09:54 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(04-11-2016 03:38 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I thought they had Bishops and Cardinals and Archbishops and Swiss Guard and whatnot to silence these local churches when they go stupid?

Yeah, but it's not an instantaneous process. Takes a day or two. The corrections, retractions, and disavowals are already flying.

(04-11-2016 03:30 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I hear hell is nice this time of year. It's getting colder and I was thinking of going some place warm. Here's hoping they have margaritas Wink

I've heard that all they have is beer.

WARM beer.

Warm, FLAT beer.

Warm, flat, AMERICAN beer.

But then I don't really consider the sources for most of the things I hear about Hell to be reliable.
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04-11-2016, 10:47 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(04-11-2016 09:02 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Too bad these ignorant fools never read their own Catechism.
No one (other than their god) can know for sure if the 3 requirements for mortal sin are met by the Catholic. Too bad these ignorant fools never took Moral Theology.
Idiots ... the Archbishop should fire them.

Fucktards.

"In Roman Catholic moral theology, a sin considered to be more severe or mortal is distinct from a venial sin and must meet all of the following conditions: Its subject must be a grave (or serious) matter. It must be committed with full knowledge, both of the sin and of the gravity of the offense.

In other words, if the person, sincerely does NOT think they are doing wrong, they are not omitting a mortal sin.

Bucky for Pope.
Fuck.

Anyone could do a better job than these fools.

Hey! I'd vote for you Bucky! Oh, wait.... Consider I'd end up in hell voting an atheist for Pope wouldn't I. Oh, well.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-11-2016, 10:52 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(04-11-2016 09:54 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  I've heard that all they have is beer.

WARM beer.

Warm, FLAT beer.

Warm, flat, AMERICAN beer.

But then I don't really consider the sources for most of the things I hear about Hell to be reliable.

Not all American beer is shit.

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04-11-2016, 11:22 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(04-11-2016 09:35 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 08:38 PM)AnaBunny Wrote:  Apparently I'm already going to go to Hell anyway for not believing in God, so I suppose it doesn't matter, does it? O.o

Too bad I'm not old enough to vote.

Stick with us, kid. Hell was invented by the alleged Jesus Christ. Search into the history of the RCC and you will find this statement to be true. I envy you your early discovery of atheism, believe me.

And I don't believe in Hell either. I was kidding.

So glad I wasn't indoctrinated into religion. ^^ My parents are annoying but they clearly did one thing right!
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05-11-2016, 11:42 AM (This post was last modified: 05-11-2016 12:07 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(04-11-2016 10:52 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 09:54 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  I've heard that all they have is beer.

WARM beer.

Warm, FLAT beer.

Warm, flat, AMERICAN beer.

But then I don't really consider the sources for most of the things I hear about Hell to be reliable.

Not all American beer is shit.

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Not as popular on campus as it was in my day. Think they came out as Trump supporters. Why when they know college campuses to be one of their more important market beats me.

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05-11-2016, 11:46 AM
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(04-11-2016 01:11 PM)Banjo Wrote:  But pedophiles go to heaven.

Maybe that's because children who are molested go to hell for having sex out If wedlock, so God figures heaven is a more suitable punishment for pedophiles since they'll mostly be around old people.

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05-11-2016, 11:47 AM
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(04-11-2016 10:52 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Not all American beer is shit.

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Yuengling supports Trump. Tongue

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05-11-2016, 01:05 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(05-11-2016 11:46 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 01:11 PM)Banjo Wrote:  But pedophiles go to heaven.

Maybe that's because children who are molested go to hell for having sex out If wedlock, so God figures heaven is a more suitable punishment for pedophiles since they'll mostly be around old people.

That's no crazier than the bulk of Christian theology/apologetics. Consider

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05-11-2016, 01:43 PM
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(04-11-2016 01:11 PM)Banjo Wrote:  But pedophiles go to heaven.

But first they go to seminary.........

Is the base word for seminary "semen"???

.....

Funny, how they hide shit right out in the open, eh????


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05-11-2016, 02:01 PM
RE: Catholic Church..Democratic voters are going to hell
(05-11-2016 01:43 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 01:11 PM)Banjo Wrote:  But pedophiles go to heaven.

But first they go to seminary.........

Is the base word for seminary "semen"???

.....

Funny, how they hide shit right out in the open, eh????


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Same root word- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminary
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