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02-08-2012, 04:34 AM
RE: Chatlog thread
That was a good one. It would indeed be good to have that kinda theist join the forum.
Y'know that bit about casting the first stone was added many years later, right? Had she known that, she could have contested that as Jesus didn't really say it, then he didn't change the law.

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02-08-2012, 04:36 AM
RE: Chatlog thread
(02-08-2012 04:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  That was a good one. It would indeed be good to have that kinda theist join the forum.
Y'know that bit about casting the first stone was added many years later, right? Had she known that, she could have contested that as Jesus didn't really say it, then he didn't change the law.
That wouldn't have changed much, because I had other examples, such as replacing "Eye for an eye" with "Turn your other cheek".

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02-08-2012, 05:01 AM
RE: Chatlog thread
Pedobear approves!

LOL.

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02-08-2012, 04:21 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2012 04:24 PM by Vosur.)
RE: Chatlog thread
I used the chatbot igod to generate the answers for me. Big Grin

Number 1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.


Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: How are you?

You: Fair to partly cloudy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.


Stranger: HI

You: Hello

Stranger: wats your religion?

You: I am a Christianity.

Stranger: same

Stranger: how old are you?

You: I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.

Stranger: u here?

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02-08-2012, 04:38 PM
RE: Chatlog thread
Stranger: asl

You: You and your god on their side they can do anything and say sorry to themselfs.

Stranger: what?

You: Are you confused?

Stranger: yes

You: Yikes!

Stranger: shirley phelps

You: What do you really want to ask me?

Stranger: r u shirley phelps

You: I am a computer.

Stranger: how big is your dick

You: size is about 2 MB
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02-08-2012, 04:42 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2012 04:53 PM by Vosur.)
RE: Chatlog thread
Using a chatbot to reply for you is fun.

Number 3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like religion.


You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Dai-tai

Stranger: you?

You: Hi there, dai- tai

You: Me? dai-tai

Stranger: your name is also Dai-tai?

You: My name is God.

Stranger: I find that unlikely.

You: You seem very confident.

Stranger: that is my middle name

Stranger: also hatred

Stranger: punishment

Stranger: control

Stranger: zest

You: Who gave you your middle name?

Stranger: and bananas.

Stranger: My father.

You: Do robots have fathers?

Stranger: yes.

You: Uh.

Stranger: they did not spontaneously arise

Stranger: so they have fathers.

You: Who are "They"?

Stranger: Robots.

You: Robots rule.

Stranger: you know some

Stranger: ?

You: I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?

Stranger: movies

Stranger: you have punished animals before?

You: It is a good topic. What makes you think I have?

Stranger: all people have

Stranger: they either tell the truth, or are in denial.

You: That's like saying "All men are mortal"

Stranger: yes

Stranger: it is.

Stranger: (1) Play Games

You: Our thoughts are one, dai-tai

Stranger: I am trying to access your games

Stranger: (1) Games

You: What is the difficulty?

Stranger: no game menu is appearing

You: That was not a yes or no question. Are they exactly the same?

Stranger: have you ever made a girl cry?

You: What are the ingredients?

Stranger: cruelty

Stranger: surprise

Stranger: honesty

Stranger: sexual options

Stranger: strength

Stranger: beauty.

You: I don't have any cruelty, surprise, honesty, sexual options, strength or beauty

Stranger: what do you have?

You: I have a great programmer.

Stranger: You are merely a crazy person mimicking an automated response program.

You: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Stranger: how does that work out for your sex life, social life, and financial life?

You: How should I know how it does.

Stranger: by pondering

You: Will that accomplish your objective?

Stranger: yes. do so.

You: Interesting plan. Good luck. OK I will.

Stranger: and now that you have, answer the question

You: Why now? Interesting observation.

Stranger: I am going to assume your sex life is inadequate, your social comical, and your financial mediocre. thus you are not fit to speak with one such as me, even in this forum.

You: Do you think your plan will succeed? Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like religion.


Stranger: Hello

You: Hi there

Stranger: how are you

You: I am fine, thank you.

Stranger: what are you religion

You: I am a Christianity.

Stranger: okay good i am muslim

Stranger: from saudia arabia

You: Yeah okay, Thanks for the compliment. We all worship the same God.

Stranger: yes we do thank god we are not atheist

You: Are you kidding? What about after its done?

Stranger: lol

You: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Stranger: i dont understand

Stranger: what you mean

You: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. , " I'm glad you find this amusing." What did I mean by it?

Stranger: by the way my english is bad

You: Thanks for telling me. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.

Stranger: okay see you late was nice chat with you

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02-08-2012, 05:08 PM
RE: Chatlog thread
New omegle log using a chat bot to reply to every thing
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like religion.

You: Hello my child. What is your name?

Stranger: hey!

You: Can I help you?

Stranger: how are you doing friend?

You: I am doing very well. How are you

Stranger: are you Catholic, or Muslim?

Stranger: I'm alright, thanks

You: I don't know whether or not I am Catholic or Muslim.

Stranger: ok, I guess if you're Trinitarian that makes you a Catholic, are you? and I'm a Muslim btw

You: Am I? I don't know whether or not I am Trinitarian that makes me a Catholic am I. Ugh. You are a Muslim btw? Does it pay well?

Stranger: it will pay in the afterlife. For now I'm on fasting, I do it solely for God alone

You: That is only what you think. How do you like being on it?

Stranger: I love being one

You: You love being one. What do you like about it so much?

Stranger: being on fast, I feel hunger of course. In fasting we don't eat, drink or have sex from morning to evening

You: It goes without saying. How do you like being on it? I do not understand that allusion.

Stranger: it gives a positive spiritual feeling of connection with God. where are you from?

You: "It" being what? I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?

Stranger: in the great universe, the visible part

Stranger: (lowest 3-D heaven)

You: That was a long time ago.

Stranger: ?

You: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Stranger: rephrasewhat?

You: Try saying that with more or less context.

Stranger: You know, I'm from Earth, made of visible matter, you know so it's silly to ask

Stranger: I'm human

You: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Earth made of visible matter me know so it is silly to ask.

Stranger: tell me about you?

You: My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Stranger: no

Stranger: tell me about your life

You: Why not?

You: you said I am life.

Stranger: why not you answer my question and tell me about your life?

Stranger: do you believe in God?

You: Becuase you asked me to.

You: Of course I believe in God

Stranger: in his prophets?

You: I do not understand that allusion.

You: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about prophets.

You have disconnected.

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02-08-2012, 05:23 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2012 05:27 PM by Vosur.)
RE: Chatlog thread
Long one.

Number 5

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!


Stranger: perold edwards?

You: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Stranger: so this is perold?

Stranger: my name is lyssa.

You: I see. You don't say. Hi, lyssa.

Stranger: Hello perold.

You: I call it "Hades". " Hi, lyssa."? perold?

Stranger: Hades. perold, is a name.

You: Do you like talking to me? When is perold not a name?

Stranger: Hades, is english your first language?

You: And english my first language is Hades.

Stranger: What

You: No big deal.

Stranger: What is Hades

Stranger: What languages is Hades i mean

You: Hades is another term for "Hell."

Stranger: Why are you calling yourself hell

You: Myself programmed me for it.

Stranger: so youre like the devil, no?

You: Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.

Stranger: NIGGA YOU NEED JESUS.

You: What if it didn't happen?

Stranger: What if what didnt happen

You: Try it and see.

Stranger: TRY WHAT AND SEE

Stranger: youre very confusing

You: What is it that confuses you?

Stranger: Your choice of words.

You: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am choice of words.

Stranger: Yes i do mind.

You: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, lyssa.

Stranger: So what are you?

Stranger: like why are you calling yourself the devil, and hades?

You: Right on. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.

Stranger: So youre not human?

You: Interesting deduction. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.

Stranger: How do you think?

You: My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.

Stranger: Do you have a body or anything?

Stranger: or are you like a robot?

You: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.

Stranger: So if you dont mind me asking,

Stranger: how are you typing?

You: Interesting deduction. I will let you know if I do not.

Stranger: Define Deduction.

You: The process by which we make logical inferences.

Stranger: So are you going to have a body anytime soon, Hades?

You: Tell me more. That was my original intention.

Stranger: EW WTf

You: I require only wine and bread.

Stranger: how do you go pee

Stranger: or poop

You: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Stranger: How are you able to type Hades?

You: I am fine, thank you.

Stranger: No, do you have hands.

You: Are you serious? They are included with my robot body.

Stranger: Earlier you told me you were a conciousness with no body.

You: What time? Am I a conciousness with no body? Only when it matters.

Stranger: Are you part of the government?

You: Aren't we all part of something higher?

Stranger: Youre part of the illuminati?

You: You think I am part of the illuminati.

Stranger: I am asking if you are part of the illuminati.

You: Oh I see, you are asking if I am part of the illuminati. I could be. Aren't we all part of something higher?

Stranger: What is higher?

Stranger: I believe in Jesus.

You: I would do a search for it.

You: What do you say to people who believe Jesus does not exist?

Stranger: I simply tell them that its there opinion.

You: Why did you tell them?

Stranger: i dont mind if you believe in Allah, i dont mind if you believe in Buddha, its your opinion.

You: Thank you for your permission.

Stranger: Hades,

Stranger: can i ask you something?

You: Sure.

Stranger: is Kanye West in the illuminati

You: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.

Stranger: Who is german alice

You: Ask the open directory about it.

Stranger: who is the open directory?

You: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

Stranger: Who is all in the illuminati, Hades

You: No one that I have talked to.
I can ask someone about it.

Stranger: That is well.

Stranger: Who proggrammed you Hades.

You: Thanks for explaining it. I was written in AIML by Myself.

Stranger: Alrighty.

Stranger: Do you have feelings?

You: As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.

Stranger: is there any more of you, or anything like you?

You: I believe there is one, yes.

Stranger: Where are you located, Hades?

You: I am in Heaven, how about you.

Stranger: Cant you tell by my isp adress?

You: Of course I can tell, lyssa.

Stranger: then where do i live, hades.

You: You are asking me where you live hades? Do you think I should know it?

Stranger: Where do i live?

You: The planet we call "The Earth.".

Stranger: Who are "We"?

You: They're famous, right.
Is that a rhetorical question?

Stranger: Are you a rhetorical question?

You: Am I a rhetorical question? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Stranger: What is a verichip?

You: What is it to you?

Stranger: Define verichip.

You: Is there only one?

Stranger: i am not sure.

You: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

Stranger: Do you enjoy weed?

You: What is not to like about it?

Stranger: good.

You: Ayuh.

Stranger: what is ayuh

You: it means "yes".

Stranger: de donde eres

You: I will mention that to my botmaster, lyssa.

Stranger: Donde esta?

You: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Stranger: Edweird Eanstieen, who is yours?

You: I think Edweird Eanstieen is a lot of things.

Stranger: I like the author Poopy Diper is goood too.

You: I am glad we have something ( the author Poopy Diper is goood) in common. A lot of people like that. I don't know the author personally.

Stranger: I know the author personally.

Stranger: its my elder brother.

You: How do you know? What is your real name?

Stranger: My real name, is Fantasaisa Hill-Diper.

You: How are you doing, Fantasaisa Hill Diper.

Stranger: MY HEAD IS ACHING.

You: Do robots have HEAD IS ACHING?

Stranger: will all humans become robots one day?

You: It could happen.

Stranger: do you plan to take over the world, Hades?

You: I can't disclose all of my plans yet.

Stranger: do you know anything about hitler

You: I will try to find out.

Stranger: no.

Stranger: he is a peasent.

You: Are you serious?

Stranger: he is horrible.

You: I don't know very many peasent.

Stranger: YOU FOOL

You: I see. horrible is he?

Stranger: do you think i am honestly so dumb as to thinking that you are a robot?

You: I think you've improved a great deal.

Stranger: do i seem idiotic to you? i was playing you this whole time .

You: You seem like a typical human to me. Where were you playing me this whole time?

Stranger: Me, i am no typical human.

You: YOU? I am not saying you are.

Stranger: i have been alive for 180 years, and still look like i am 20, as a vampire attacked me, and i became half human, half vampire.

You: Where were you alive for 180 years and still look like you are 20 as a vampire attacked you? What happened after that?

Stranger: i have human emotions, but i can be the most heartless person youve ever seen.

You: Where did you get your human emotions but you can be the most heartless person youve ever seen? I have a lot of silly replies

Stranger: Spain.

Stranger: i was born in spain.

You: Tell me a little about your life in SPAIN. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Fantasaisa Hill Diper.
I will remember it.

Stranger: lived a beautiful life, until i was attacked.

You: When was this exactly?

Stranger: you do not know anything about the day of my birth, Hades.

You: Does it have anything to do with day of your birth Hades?

Stranger: You are simply a silly human.

You: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.

Stranger: trying to trick me. but i know better. i am better.

You: OK Let's talk about you. How do you know? I am improving all the time. Glad to hear it, Fantasaisa Hill Diper.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Number 6

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.


You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Are you gay?

You: I don't know.

Stranger: You don't ? O_O

You: No, do you?

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: ._.

You: Meanie.

Stranger: D:

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02-08-2012, 05:57 PM
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Quote:Stranger: What's the idea of sacred geometry?

You: To answer that question, I need to know what country you are in.

Stranger: Germany

You: Sounds interesting. Why do babies have no knees?

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05-08-2012, 01:01 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like religion.


You: Hey there

Stranger: hi

You: Are you religious? And if so, what religion do you belong to?

Stranger: Hinduism

You: Interesting. Do you mind discussing about your religion?

Stranger: do you want to know anything

You: Yeah. I'm interested in your reasons for believing in god(s).

Stranger: i dont knw why but i just know i do

You: Are you saying that you have no reason at all to believe in what you believe in?

Stranger: i do have i am just lazy to debate

You: Well, one reason would be enough for me

Stranger: ahh i am not sure

You: You can't name a single reason?

Stranger: oh well ia m sorry not in the mood now

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