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14-11-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 03:40 PM)Lawls Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 03:34 PM)jaguar3030 Wrote:  I wonder about his name too. What does pleasejesus mean?

Please jesus. = sexual pleasure for the Jebus?

Please, Jesus! = "ermagherd Jebus, did you just say that?"

Please, Jesus? = "I really want to win that trip to see Ray Comfort in person!"

Please! Jesus...= "of course I don't think its weird to eat your flesh and drink your blood"

Probably the 1st one combined with the 3rd and 4th.

Nope. A distinguished member, over a year ago...named him :
SexuallyPleasingJesus
But I call him : "SexuallyPleasingJebusTrollJoke" (for short). Weeping

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14-11-2013, 04:48 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 04:36 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 02:46 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Or is it "atheists" with a small "a"?

Once I figure it out, I may add to this exciting thread.

Thanks for reading.

What, if anything, was the point of this thread?

Is there ever really a point to a PJ thread? Consider

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14-11-2013, 04:50 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 02:46 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Or is it "atheists" with a small "a"?

Once I figure it out, I may add to this exciting thread.

Thanks for reading.

I see the evidence supporting "checkmate" is about as nonexistent as the evidence that there is a god. Drinking Beverage

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14-11-2013, 04:53 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 02:46 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Or is it "atheists" with a small "a"?

Once I figure it out, I may add to this exciting thread.

Thanks for reading.
Here you go PJ, I figured it out for you
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14-11-2013, 04:55 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 04:48 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(14-11-2013 04:36 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  What, if anything, was the point of this thread?

Is there ever really a point to a PJ thread? Consider

Touché.

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14-11-2013, 05:33 PM
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PleaseJesus, I was really hoping you were going to post an Edward Current video and use it as proof that atheists are wrong. So disappointed...Sad

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14-11-2013, 06:11 PM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(14-11-2013 03:34 PM)jaguar3030 Wrote:  I wonder about his name too. What does pleasejesus mean?

Please jesus. = sexual pleasure for the Jebus?

Please, Jesus! = "ermagherd Jebus, did you just say that?"

Please, Jesus? = "I really want to win that trip to see Ray Comfort in person!"

Please! Jesus...= "of course I don't think its weird to eat your flesh and drink your blood"

Or he could be someone's sex slave in a Mexican Jail. Please Jesus!
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14-11-2013, 07:04 PM
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Why is Jesus referred to as Zeus by Mexicans.

Hey Zeus , hows it hanging....

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15-11-2013, 11:36 AM
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PleaseJesus =

A reminder to me each time I login to ask Jesus something like the following:

There are many atheists here and few Christians. Lord, your power to deliver isn't in numbers or with the "worldly wise". Help me have answers, and good questions. Help me love the unlovely and the unloved. Help me reach those who've been abused at a "Christian" forum or a "Christian" church. Help those I witness to actually pause and think, even if for a moment or two, before they prattle on about how much they hate God's followers and a God who doesn't exist--or how they don't "hate anyone or anything at all" but still come here to curse and mock every Christian's every post.

Please, Jesus, the folks here have free will, but please use me to shut down bad threads and start good ones. Help me not to be afraid to be honest and vulnerable though your word says I will receive calumny and condemnation from those not living in the light of God.

Please, Jesus, if it helps, take my life and the lives of my spouse and children if it will help these poor souls to see and know your love and your salvation.

Please, Jesus, amen.
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15-11-2013, 11:41 AM
RE: Checkmate, Atheists!
(15-11-2013 11:36 AM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  PleaseJesus =

A reminder to me each time I login to ask Jesus something like the following:

There are many atheists here and few Christians. Lord, your power to deliver isn't in numbers or with the "worldly wise". Help me have answers, and good questions. Help me love the unlovely and the unloved. Help me reach those who've been abused at a "Christian" forum or a "Christian" church. Help those I witness to actually pause and think, even if for a moment or two, before they prattle on about how much they hate God's followers and a God who doesn't exist--or how they don't "hate anyone or anything at all" but still come here to curse and mock every Christian's every post.

Please, Jesus, the folks here have free will, but please use me to shut down bad threads and start good ones. Help me not to be afraid to be honest and vulnerable though your word says I will receive calumny and condemnation from those not living in the light of God.

Please, Jesus, if it helps, take my life and the lives of my spouse and children if it will help these poor souls to see and know your love and your salvation.

Please, Jesus, amen.
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