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25-01-2016, 04:30 PM
Cheese Heist
http://www.wtmj.com/news/germantown-chee...ield-caper

Quote: A semi-trailer full of $70,000 of cheese was stolen in
Germantown early Friday morning. The trailer was later
discovered in Milwaukee, with the cheese missing.

"We have recovered the trailer, minus the cheese," said Lt.
Todd Grenier. "This was not a one or two person job."

The incident comes days after cheese thieves struck in
Marshfield.

"About $90,000 worth of Parmesan cheese is missing," said
Lt. Darren Larson.

Police are still trying to determine what the thieves are
doing with the cheese.

Hell of a party going on somewhere.

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25-01-2016, 04:53 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
I am just waiting for some fucker to turn up with crackers and wine........
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25-01-2016, 05:16 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
I was driving along and saw an old fashioned ring of cheese about 2 ft across and picked it up and took it home. My wife asked me what kind of cheese it was I said "Nacho cheese." She said "It isn't nacho cheese what made you say that?"
"Well as I was putting it in the car these two black guys came running towards me shouting "Nacho cheese man, nacho cheese!"
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25-01-2016, 05:41 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
(25-01-2016 05:16 PM)DerFish Wrote:  I was driving along and saw an old fashioned ring of cheese about 2 ft across and picked it up and took it home. My wife asked me what kind of cheese it was I said "Nacho cheese." She said "It isn't nacho cheese what made you say that?"
"Well as I was putting it in the car these two black guys came running towards me shouting "Nacho cheese man, nacho cheese!"




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25-01-2016, 05:51 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
All they need to do is watch the local hospital emergency rooms for people complaining of abdominal pain and severe constipation. Big Grin
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25-01-2016, 06:10 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
We had a maple heist in Québec a few years back. Almost 20 million dollars worth.

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25-01-2016, 06:44 PM
RE: Cheese Heist
(25-01-2016 06:10 PM)yakherder Wrote:  We had a maple heist in Québec a few years back. Almost 20 million dollars worth.

How cool would it have been if there was a simultaneous waffle heist Tongue

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26-01-2016, 03:05 AM
RE: Cheese Heist
(25-01-2016 04:30 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  http://www.wtmj.com/news/germantown-chee...ield-caper

Quote: A semi-trailer full of $70,000 of cheese was stolen in
Germantown early Friday morning. The trailer was later
discovered in Milwaukee, with the cheese missing.

"We have recovered the trailer, minus the cheese," said Lt.
Todd Grenier. "This was not a one or two person job."

The incident comes days after cheese thieves struck in
Marshfield.

"About $90,000 worth of Parmesan cheese is missing," said
Lt. Darren Larson.

Police are still trying to determine what the thieves are
doing with the cheese.

Hell of a party going on somewhere.
It`s parmesan , obviously Italians did it.

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26-01-2016, 03:36 AM
RE: Cheese Heist
(25-01-2016 05:16 PM)DerFish Wrote:  I was driving along and saw an old fashioned ring of cheese about 2 ft across and picked it up and took it home. My wife asked me what kind of cheese it was I said "Nacho cheese." She said "It isn't nacho cheese what made you say that?"
"Well as I was putting it in the car these two black guys came running towards me shouting "Nacho cheese man, nacho cheese!"

Am I missing something with this joke?

I thinking it's homophonic as is " not your cheese"?

If so, why 'black'? It would be equally as plausible and in fact better if they were Italian (as per Slow's observation) or even French.

Or is there a layer of nuance that eludes me?

Huh

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26-01-2016, 05:35 AM
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(26-01-2016 03:36 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-01-2016 05:16 PM)DerFish Wrote:  I was driving along and saw an old fashioned ring of cheese about 2 ft across and picked it up and took it home. My wife asked me what kind of cheese it was I said "Nacho cheese." She said "It isn't nacho cheese what made you say that?"
"Well as I was putting it in the car these two black guys came running towards me shouting "Nacho cheese man, nacho cheese!"

Am I missing something with this joke?

I thinking it's homophonic as is " not your cheese"?

If so, why 'black'? It would be equally as plausible and in fact better if they were Italian (as per Slow's observation) or even French.

Or is there a layer of nuance that eludes me?

Huh

In stereotypical black american speech "not your cheese" comes out sounding like "nacho cheese".

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