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28-04-2017, 01:09 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(28-04-2017 01:02 PM)Kaneda Wrote:  The ability to morph into other people, voice and stature and all.

...but then you think you are them.

The ability to read a 1000 page book in three seconds...
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28-04-2017, 01:15 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(28-04-2017 01:09 PM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 01:02 PM)Kaneda Wrote:  The ability to morph into other people, voice and stature and all.

...but then you think you are them.

The ability to read a 1000 page book in three seconds...

But you cannot retain any of the information.

The power to move you.

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28-04-2017, 01:17 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
But there are only two books to read, the Bible and Koran.

The ability to use the Jedi mind trick on Donald Trump.
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28-04-2017, 01:49 PM
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(28-04-2017 01:17 PM)KUSA Wrote:  But there are only two books to read, the Bible and Koran.

The ability to use the Jedi mind trick on Donald Trump.

But it only lasts 20 minutes and you can only do it after he signs a new executive order.

The ability to jump 500 feet into the air.
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28-04-2017, 01:53 PM
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(28-04-2017 01:49 PM)Emma Wrote:  The ability to jump 500 feet into the air.

But you are still subject to the laws of physics and end up a gelatinous mess on the ground when you come down.

The ability to control the weather for hundreds of square miles around you.

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28-04-2017, 01:54 PM
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But only to make it butt-freezingly cold.

You can cook food by looking at it.

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28-04-2017, 02:08 PM
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(28-04-2017 01:54 PM)Robvalue Wrote:  But only to make it butt-freezingly cold.

You can cook food by looking at it.

But it's always cold in the middle and burnt on the outside.

You can phase through walls.
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28-04-2017, 02:17 PM
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(28-04-2017 02:08 PM)Emma Wrote:  You can phase through walls.

But only the walls around Anthony Weiner's bedroom.

The power to make the image of the Virgin Mary appear on any taco, pizza, or frozen desert.

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28-04-2017, 02:44 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
(28-04-2017 02:17 PM)Dr H Wrote:  The power to make the image of the Virgin Mary appear on any taco, pizza, or frozen desert.

But it only works in the Middle East.

The ability to seduce anyone.
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28-04-2017, 03:00 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(28-04-2017 02:44 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 02:17 PM)Dr H Wrote:  The power to make the image of the Virgin Mary appear on any taco, pizza, or frozen desert.

But it only works in the Middle East.

The ability to seduce anyone.

But you cannot control who is being seduced, and any random person near you is always under the effect.

You can stick to any surface and climb walls.
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