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28-04-2017, 03:31 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
(28-04-2017 03:00 PM)Emma Wrote:  You can stick to any surface and climb walls.

But can't get any movie contracts because your web slingers don't work.

Has the ability to eat lightening and crap thunder.
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28-04-2017, 03:34 PM
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(28-04-2017 03:00 PM)Emma Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 02:44 PM)KUSA Wrote:  But it only works in the Middle East.

The ability to seduce anyone.

But you cannot control who is being seduced, and any random person near you is always under the effect.

You can stick to any surface and climb walls.

...but a glue-like mucus oozes from every pore.

Throwing fireballs...

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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28-04-2017, 07:02 PM
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(28-04-2017 03:34 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Throwing fireballs...

But only two feet.


The ability to telepath with animals.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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28-04-2017, 07:24 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
How the fuck did I get skipped?
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28-04-2017, 07:54 PM
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(28-04-2017 07:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 03:34 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Throwing fireballs...

But only two feet.


The ability to telepath with animals.

But only sea slugs. And they're idiot sea slugs.

The ability to not have my powers fucked by the next person.

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28-04-2017, 07:57 PM
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(28-04-2017 07:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The ability to not have my powers fucked by the next person.

... but the next person doesn't care anyway.

The ability to see through solid objects ...
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28-04-2017, 08:14 PM
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(28-04-2017 07:24 PM)KUSA Wrote:  How the fuck did I get skipped?

Because the next poster didn't see you.

Were you fapping?

(25-04-2017 10:50 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  ...
For example Invisible. But only when fapping.
...

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28-04-2017, 08:17 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
Thanks old man marsh. You cut in line.
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29-04-2017, 12:04 PM
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(28-04-2017 07:57 PM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  The ability to see through solid objects ...

...but not through air.

The ability to teleport other people and objects to alternate realities.

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29-04-2017, 12:21 PM
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(29-04-2017 12:04 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The ability to teleport other people and objects to alternate realities.

But only while standing naked in front of them.
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Camouflage ability - to blend into any background seamlessly.

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