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29-04-2017, 01:34 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(29-04-2017 12:21 PM)kim Wrote:  
(29-04-2017 12:04 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The ability to teleport other people and objects to alternate realities.

But only while standing naked in front of them.
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Camouflage ability - to blend into any background seamlessly.

But your camo hat is a Roman Helmet. (Urban Dictionary if you don't know what this is)

Can type 5000 words a minute

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29-04-2017, 01:46 PM
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(29-04-2017 01:34 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Can type 5000 words a minute
But not in coherent sentences.

Generate a protective force field/

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29-04-2017, 01:47 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(29-04-2017 01:34 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(29-04-2017 12:21 PM)kim Wrote:  But only while standing naked in front of them.
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Camouflage ability - to blend into any background seamlessly.

But your camo hat is a Roman Helmet. (Urban Dictionary if you don't know what this is)

Can type 5000 words a minute

But the only word you can type is the word word.

The power to mute children.
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29-04-2017, 05:30 PM
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(29-04-2017 01:46 PM)Norm Deplume Wrote:  Generate a protective force field/

Only around mice.

(29-04-2017 01:47 PM)ImFred Wrote:  The power to mute children.

But doing so makes them broadcast telepathically.


The power to make others answer all questions honestly and completely.

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29-04-2017, 06:58 PM (This post was last modified: 29-04-2017 07:08 PM by Kaneda.)
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(29-04-2017 05:30 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The power to make others answer all questions honestly and completely.

Everyone you know begins to resent and avoid you because they find they cannot hide anything from your prying eyes. Your reputation is tarnished bit by bit because you are unable to control your incessant truth-seeking; you eventually find yourself with no friends, estranged from your family, and are condemned to live in isolation for the rest of your days with no one to keep you company but your books and your animal companions.


The power to send emails into the past.

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conscious, it will direct your life and you will
call it fate.”― C.G. Jung
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29-04-2017, 07:30 PM
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(29-04-2017 06:58 PM)Kaneda Wrote:  The power to send emails into the past.

But only to spammers.


The ability to make everyone you meet instantly like you.

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29-04-2017, 07:59 PM
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Quote:The ability to make everyone you meet instantly like you.

But no one will let you out of the "friend zone" (no friends with benefits)

The ability to make anyone have an earth shattering orgasm
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29-04-2017, 08:13 PM
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(29-04-2017 07:59 PM)ImFred Wrote:  
Quote:The ability to make everyone you meet instantly like you.

But no one will let you out of the "friend zone" (no friends with benefits)

The ability to make anyone have an earth shattering orgasm

But you can never have one.

The ability to use a magic lasso (lasso of truth) like Wonder Woman Big Grin

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29-04-2017, 08:36 PM
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>.> I'd take the body of a superhero over a superhero's powers tbh.... I don't ask for much...

But... as for powers.... teleportation I think.

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29-04-2017, 09:02 PM
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(28-04-2017 08:17 PM)KUSA Wrote:  Thanks old man marsh. You cut in line.

You're welcome.

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