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30-04-2017, 11:48 AM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
Quote:The ability to "know" where lost people (living/dead) or objects might be.

But you're Lassie so you have to bark at your owners until they ask, "What is it Lassie?" and follow you.

The ability to make atheists believers.
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30-04-2017, 12:15 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(30-04-2017 11:48 AM)ImFred Wrote:  
Quote:The ability to "know" where lost people (living/dead) or objects might be.

But you're Lassie so you have to bark at your owners until they ask, "What is it Lassie?" and follow you.

The ability to make atheists believers.

But it only works after death.
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The ability to deposit mushroom spors by touching any spot ...

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30-04-2017, 12:25 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(30-04-2017 12:15 PM)kim Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 11:48 AM)ImFred Wrote:  But you're Lassie so you have to bark at your owners until they ask, "What is it Lassie?" and follow you.

The ability to make atheists believers.

But it only works after death.
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The ability to deposit mushroom spors by touching any spot ...

You are prone to scratching your butthole...

Ability to influence peoples' moods - make them angry, happy or sad.

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30-04-2017, 12:29 PM
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(30-04-2017 01:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(29-04-2017 10:26 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Only at the zoo.

I wanna do THE largest farts EVER heard.

But only when noones around, they don't smell, so there's no evidence and you're deaf. And you die after you do your 10th one. A horrible horrible death too, where you literally fart your insides out.



I wish I had the power to not have to be creative when picking a power.

But you can never ever use the word cunt again Gasp Tongue

The power to turn everything I touch to gold at will.
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30-04-2017, 12:58 PM
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(30-04-2017 12:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 01:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  But only when noones around, they don't smell, so there's no evidence and you're deaf. And you die after you do your 10th one. A horrible horrible death too, where you literally fart your insides out.



I wish I had the power to not have to be creative when picking a power.

But you can never ever use the word cunt again Gasp Tongue

The power to turn everything I touch to gold at will.

LOL that's just mean, I'm pretty sure Earmuffs would die if he failed to say Cunt at least 20 times a day... Someone once put a bomb in his belly that'll go off if the microphone doesn't hear the word Cunt often enough. He gave up on counting and now just says it every couple minutes.

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30-04-2017, 04:08 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
(30-04-2017 12:25 PM)morondog Wrote:  Ability to influence peoples' moods - make them angry, happy or sad.

And you use it to make Earwax quit being a cunt.

The ability to scratch your itchy balls without touching them.
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30-04-2017, 05:55 PM
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(30-04-2017 12:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 01:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  But only when noones around, they don't smell, so there's no evidence and you're deaf. And you die after you do your 10th one. A horrible horrible death too, where you literally fart your insides out.



I wish I had the power to not have to be creative when picking a power.

But you can never ever use the word cunt again Gasp Tongue

The power to turn everything I touch to gold at will.

...but we know how that ends, Midas.

The ability to make pigs fly...

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30-04-2017, 06:16 PM
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(30-04-2017 05:55 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 12:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  But you can never ever use the word cunt again Gasp Tongue

The power to turn everything I touch to gold at will.

...but we know how that ends, Midas.

The ability to make pigs fly...

You get a job as a baggage handler at the airport.



The ability to never not be able to say the word cunt.

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30-04-2017, 06:32 PM
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(30-04-2017 06:16 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 05:55 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  ...but we know how that ends, Midas.

The ability to make pigs fly...

You get a job as a baggage handler at the airport.



The ability to never not be able to say the word cunt.

Except when cunts are around.

The ability to not have a superpower.

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30-04-2017, 11:25 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(30-04-2017 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 06:16 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  You get a job as a baggage handler at the airport.



The ability to never not be able to say the word cunt.

Except when cunts are around.

The ability to not have a superpower.

But only on the sun's surface.

The ability to make a creationist reason...

Ignorance is not to be ignored.

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