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01-05-2017, 11:36 AM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(30-04-2017 11:25 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Except when cunts are around.

The ability to not have a superpower.

But only on the sun's surface.

The ability to make a creationist reason...

But you do it threw lobotomy's. That they refuse to be a part of.

You can shoot any weapon with pin point accuracy.

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01-05-2017, 01:27 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 11:36 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  
(30-04-2017 11:25 PM)Loom Wrote:  But only on the sun's surface.

The ability to make a creationist reason...

But you do it threw lobotomy's. That they refuse to be a part of.

You can shoot any weapon with pin point accuracy.

...but only when blind drunk.

The ability to... see through... root beer?

(I'm running out of ideas)

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01-05-2017, 01:32 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 01:27 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 11:36 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  But you do it threw lobotomy's. That they refuse to be a part of.

You can shoot any weapon with pin point accuracy.

...but only when blind drunk.

The ability to... see through... root beer?

(I'm running out of ideas)

But only when there's no caramel coloring Tongue

The ability to not run out of ideas D:

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01-05-2017, 01:54 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 01:32 PM)Loom Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 01:27 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  ...but only when blind drunk.

The ability to... see through... root beer?

(I'm running out of ideas)

But only when there's no caramel coloring Tongue

The ability to not run out of ideas D:

But you can never articulate them.

You can manipulate matter to do whatever you want on the quark level.
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01-05-2017, 02:02 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 01:54 PM)Emma Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 01:32 PM)Loom Wrote:  But only when there's no caramel coloring Tongue

The ability to not run out of ideas D:

But you can never articulate them.

You can manipulate matter to do whatever you want on the quark level.

You're not sure what you want.

Turns out you're really good at making pillars of fire in the desert in front of wandering nomad tribes...

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01-05-2017, 02:32 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 02:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  Turns out you're really good at making pillars of fire in the desert in front of wandering nomad tribes...

But for some reason it hasn't worked for a few thousand years.

You have the ability to keep Old Man Marsh from cutting in line.
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01-05-2017, 03:28 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 02:32 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 02:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  Turns out you're really good at making pillars of fire in the desert in front of wandering nomad tribes...

But for some reason it hasn't worked for a few thousand years.

You have the ability to keep Old Man Marsh from cutting in line.

But only a line of ants!

The ability to make your body invisible, when wearing perfectly visible clothing.

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01-05-2017, 03:52 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 03:28 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 02:32 PM)KUSA Wrote:  But for some reason it hasn't worked for a few thousand years.

You have the ability to keep Old Man Marsh from cutting in line.

But only a line of ants!

The ability to make your body invisible, when wearing perfectly visible clothing.

But only in fashion stores!

The ability to breath under water!

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01-05-2017, 04:36 PM
Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 03:52 PM)Leerob Wrote:  The ability to breath under water!

You get trapped in a pool of urine.

Ability to smell other people's body odor from a mile away.
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01-05-2017, 04:59 PM
RE: Choose a superpower. But...
(01-05-2017 04:36 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 03:52 PM)Leerob Wrote:  The ability to breath under water!

You get trapped in a pool of urine.

Ability to smell other people's body odor from a mile away.

And nobody has showered in weeks.

The ability to never get a hang over

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