Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
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29-10-2015, 02:43 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 02:03 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  And I thought they played trick or treat all year long. I think they call it heaven or hell.

Nope. Just a Trick.

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29-10-2015, 03:20 PM
Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
What about handing out tracts for FSM? I've been wondering about the best way to proselytize ever since being ordained.
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29-10-2015, 03:27 PM
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(29-10-2015 02:06 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I’d like to see some fundies come to our Holloween bash Evil_monster

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29-10-2015, 03:31 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 03:20 PM)jabeady Wrote:  What about handing out tracts for FSM? I've been wondering about the best way to proselytize ever since being ordained.

You throw noodles at them and see if they stick.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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29-10-2015, 04:19 PM
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I keep my lights turned off on Halloween night, so people think I'm not home Thumbsup

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29-10-2015, 04:25 PM
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(29-10-2015 01:04 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  
(29-10-2015 11:53 AM)jennybee Wrote:  First, I am actually kind of surprised Ray is okay with trick or treating. Many Christians I know avoid Halloween because you know--Satan. Hobo This is a bizarre video by Ray--but at the end he shows how trick or treating is an opportunity to give Christian tracts to children.




Just what every kid wants for Halloween. Religious conversions!

Slightly off topic.

I was watching Shark Tank and on it this couple had a Idea to Reinvent Halloween. Their idea was to take the candy that the kids would bring home and trade it in for presents. I thought it was a terrible idea.


I saw that. The Switch Witch. Ridiculous crap. Let kids have one night to splurge on candy ffs.
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29-10-2015, 04:58 PM
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(29-10-2015 12:48 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  I've always wanted to print up some tracts for a fake church (First Church of the Goblin, Holy Order of Frankenstein's Monster, etc), then go door to door in costume on Halloween (especially if JWs or LDS's live there) and prostelitize until I get arrested.

Great Pumpkin tracts. Yes

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29-10-2015, 05:33 PM
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I think Ray should hand out the one million dollar bill tracts instead of those stupid optical illusion orange and black tracts. That way kids can be disappointed twice: once when they realize they didn't get candy and a second time when they realize they didn't get money either. That'll definitely bring the little bastards to Jesus! Thumbsup

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29-10-2015, 06:02 PM
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(29-10-2015 05:33 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I think Ray should hand out the one million dollar bill tracts instead of those stupid optical illusion orange and black tracts. That way kids can be disappointed twice: once when they realize they didn't get candy and a second time when they realize they didn't get money either. That'll definitely bring the little bastards to Jesus! Thumbsup

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29-10-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 06:02 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(29-10-2015 05:33 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I think Ray should hand out the one million dollar bill tracts instead of those stupid optical illusion orange and black tracts. That way kids can be disappointed twice: once when they realize they didn't get candy and a second time when they realize they didn't get money either. That'll definitely bring the little bastards to Jesus! Thumbsup

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