Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
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29-10-2015, 06:34 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
I'm so fucking dumb. What the hell is a tract?

I was brought up by heathens so I don't know shit.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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29-10-2015, 07:01 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm so fucking dumb. What the hell is a tract?

I was brought up by heathens so I don't know shit.

A (generally religious) propaganda pamphlet.

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29-10-2015, 07:17 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm so fucking dumb. What the hell is a tract?

I was brought up by heathens so I don't know shit.

They're small cards that look like this:

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29-10-2015, 08:55 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm so fucking dumb. What the hell is a tract?

I was brought up by heathens so I don't know shit.

You never heard of Chick Tracts?
Pure propaganda:

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29-10-2015, 08:59 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
Ewwww, how awful.

Thank god Laughat I was brought up by non religious parents. I can see I didn't miss much.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-10-2015, 04:57 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 08:55 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(29-10-2015 06:34 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm so fucking dumb. What the hell is a tract?

I was brought up by heathens so I don't know shit.

You never heard of Chick Tracts?
Pure propaganda:

[Image: jack_chick_dark_dungeons.jpg?__SQUARESPA...3514204009]

Anyone here remember Psycho Dave's chick tract parodies?

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/index.html

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30-10-2015, 06:29 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(29-10-2015 08:59 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Ewwww, how awful.

Thank god Laughat I was brought up by non religious parents. I can see I didn't miss much.

It was mostly a disappointment. I cast that spell about 5 times and my dad never bought me any D&D stuff. I felt cheated.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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30-10-2015, 09:35 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

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30-10-2015, 09:44 AM
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(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

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30-10-2015, 09:50 AM
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(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

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