Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
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30-10-2015, 10:02 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
What would atheist Halloween candy look like? Consider Gotta represent FSM Thumbsup

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30-10-2015, 10:21 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: jesus-halloween-candy.jpg]

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I found Jesus's seed to be salty and taste like oysters.
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30-10-2015, 10:27 AM
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(30-10-2015 10:21 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: jesus-halloween-candy.jpg]

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I found Jesus's seed to be salty and taste like oysters.

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30-10-2015, 10:34 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
Tracts were promptly destroyed as soon as they found their way into my daughters basket. (Occasionally in front of the giver of said tract)
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30-10-2015, 10:39 AM
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I'm so going to copy those chick tracts and change their message. I'll need to put it on an image host rather than my own website. It would be fun to see them go viral though. I'd probably have to change some of the biblical images though.
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30-10-2015, 11:39 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

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Not surprised they have the cheap candy, none of the good chocolate stuff.

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30-10-2015, 11:53 AM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 11:39 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

[Image: jesus-halloween-candy.jpg]

[Image: a157912d3d1bb4983e3d99aa6a51ba81.jpg]

[Image: Halloween_Scripture_Candy.jpg]

[Image: Smartie-Candy-Halloween1.jpg]

Not surprised they have the cheap candy, none of the good chocolate stuff.

Good Christians get their treat in heaven. Enjoying yourself too much on Earth is a sin.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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30-10-2015, 12:14 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 10:02 AM)jennybee Wrote:  What would atheist Halloween candy look like? Consider Gotta represent FSM Thumbsup

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You beat me to it! I had taken a pic of this today. If there were hell, I'd send you there! Smile
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30-10-2015, 02:04 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

[Image: jesus-halloween-candy.jpg]

[Image: a157912d3d1bb4983e3d99aa6a51ba81.jpg]

[Image: Halloween_Scripture_Candy.jpg]

[Image: Smartie-Candy-Halloween1.jpg]

ICK ICK ICK!

That first bag of candy, Harvest seed, is that like Jesus' sperm?

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30-10-2015, 02:17 PM
RE: Christian Tracts and Trick or Treating
(30-10-2015 02:04 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 09:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  There is also Jesus Halloween candy for trick or treaters, if you don't want to break out the tracts Facepalm

[Image: jesus-halloween-candy.jpg]

[Image: a157912d3d1bb4983e3d99aa6a51ba81.jpg]

[Image: Halloween_Scripture_Candy.jpg]

[Image: Smartie-Candy-Halloween1.jpg]

ICK ICK ICK!

That first bag of candy, Harvest seed, is that like Jesus' sperm?

Laugh out load

Well, it is high in protein Wink

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