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19-05-2012, 09:58 AM
Christian based Walmart now offering products for those into beastiality
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And no, I was not tempted to buy this.



Not much, anyway. Confused

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19-05-2012, 09:59 AM
RE: Christian based Walmart now offering products for those into beastiality
You can't be tempted to buy something that's already yours.

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19-05-2012, 10:09 AM (This post was last modified: 19-05-2012 10:16 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Christian based Walmart now offering products for those into beastiality
(19-05-2012 09:58 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Not much, anyway. Confused

You were and you know it.

BTW, did you know god and Adam were involved in bestiality ?
Genesis 2:18-20.
The Lord God said: "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a suitable partner for him." So the Lord God formed out of the ground various wild animals and various birds of the air, and he brought them to the man to see what he would call them; whatever the man called them would be it's name. The man gave names to all the cattle, all the birds of the air, and all the wild animals; but none proved to be the suitable partner for the man.

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Psst....., I never heard about sex with birds...is there a name for that ?

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19-05-2012, 10:11 AM
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Yikes Bucky!

I hadn't read that passage in quite that way before.

Erx...behave yourself.

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19-05-2012, 10:19 AM
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(19-05-2012 10:09 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Psst....., I never heard about sex with birds...is there a name for that ?
It's because most people aren't interested in little peckers.

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19-05-2012, 10:29 AM
RE: Christian based Walmart now offering products for those into beastiality
(19-05-2012 10:09 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  BTW, did you know god and Adam were involved in bestiality ?
Genesis 2:18-20.
The Lord God said: "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a suitable partner for him." So the Lord God formed out of the ground various wild animals and various birds of the air, and he brought them to the man to see what he would call them; whatever the man called them would be it's name. The man gave names to all the cattle, all the birds of the air, and all the wild animals; but none proved to be the suitable partner for the man.
Not only can I never look at that the same way again.... but I am now thinking "so, god created animals that were nothing like man, and he had no clue they couldn't be together? This so-called god is the dumbest thing ever."
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19-05-2012, 12:15 PM (This post was last modified: 19-05-2012 10:48 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Christian based Walmart now offering products for those into beastiality
(19-05-2012 10:19 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-05-2012 10:09 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Psst....., I never heard about sex with birds...is there a name for that ?

It's because most people aren't interested in little peckers.


Hmm. Do ya think that's what Granny Grace meant when she said she was going to go pluck the chickens ?

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19-05-2012, 04:18 PM
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(19-05-2012 12:15 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(19-05-2012 10:19 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  It's because most people aren't interested in little peckers.


Hmm. Do ya think that's what granny Grace meant when she said she was going to go pluck the chickens ?
I'm not sure. Did she have a lisp? Big Grin

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19-05-2012, 10:42 PM
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Thank God we don't have Wal Mart here. Multi functional too.........? No
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22-05-2012, 05:36 AM
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Mmmmm... Birdiality. Nice.

So you guys never heard of this before? Never heard that the best way of doing it with a chicken is to snap her neck just when you are about to "snap", so that she begins to twitch and all that. Gives you extra pleasu... Khm... Nothing, nothing, forget it.

Let me conclude with something I usually use to give you the idea...

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-epi...loverAlso, this episode features the best Cartmans character ever. Respect my authoritha!

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