Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
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14-08-2013, 05:09 PM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
I actually think this story sounds awesome. But that's the adventurer in me talking.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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14-08-2013, 05:18 PM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
What sort of madness would drive these people to drag their children on this "cruise" to death? If I were head of CPA and I heard this story, I would immediately take these children away from those monsters.
From the prospective of the "parents"( a title the do not deserve), they make their pointless journey sound like a hallucination gained through an Acid trip.

Close minded are those who refuse to try new things, or contemplate new ideas.
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14-08-2013, 06:27 PM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
Let's start with the obvious: MORONS.

Specifically:
· taking small children onto the high seas in a small boat: reckless
· believing that simple acts of nature are miracles: naïve
· thinking that their tax dollars pay for abortions: asinine
· failing to heed the "signs" from their god: myopic

Even if they'd lost one of their kids to Davey Jones' locker, they would just chalk it up to God's will and continue with their exodus plan. Dipshitery at its finest.

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14-08-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
As I said elsewhere: I'd say something snarky here, but nothing I could say would top the story itself.

"If I ignore the alternatives, the only option is God; I ignore them; therefore God." -- The Syllogism of Fail
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15-08-2013, 04:23 AM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
Why didn't they just take a plane, or drive somewhere south of the border? IMO, they are in it primarily for attention.
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15-08-2013, 10:06 AM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
lunacy rarely follows logic
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15-08-2013, 10:15 AM
RE: Christian family hates gays so much they flee America
You know the best thing about God? He hates all the people and things I do. I'm not a bigot you see I am just religious. Hobo

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