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13-10-2012, 05:48 PM
RE: Christian grocery store?
They serve fish that multiplies to enough to feed lots of people?

Have a wine and bread bar?

Whatever, we have a Christian car repair place up the road, I don't go there, I am pretty sure my car is agnostic. We go to the heathen place.

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13-10-2012, 06:34 PM
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OMG, I used to wear shirts like that when I was a baby Christian, lmfao, I was so proud, too; thought I was the shit.

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13-10-2012, 06:58 PM
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(13-10-2012 06:34 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  OMG, I used to wear shirts like that when I was a baby Christian, lmfao, I was so proud, too; thought I was the shit.

My nephew has a ton of those shirts too. I always cringe a little when I see him proudly wearing his.

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13-10-2012, 07:45 PM
RE: Christian grocery store?
Yeah, now it makes me throw up a little in my mouth....

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13-10-2012, 08:24 PM
RE: Christian grocery store?
So no shellfish then? No bacon on Fridays ether?
Shelves of Pope in a can?
They ran out of breed & fish? Oh the irony…

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13-10-2012, 08:44 PM
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You need to have a full on speaking tongues session while spazzing on the floor. Clean up in isle three! Big Grin
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13-10-2012, 08:53 PM
RE: Christian grocery store?
If they are truly by-the-book christian, they are probably anti-science.

So I guess they have a problem with selling Apples and Blackberries?




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14-10-2012, 03:20 AM
RE: Christian grocery store?
I used their cucumbers for prostate stimulation and their cuttlery set for Satanic blood-letting rituals.

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14-10-2012, 05:45 AM (This post was last modified: 14-10-2012 07:18 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Christian grocery store?
No, no, no. The Christian grocery story, is where you BUY Christians. There's always a long line in the baby department before holiday BBQ, as a growing number of atheists are learning to grill babies. We've always had Christian grocery stores out in San Diego, and LA. They bought out some of the Vaughn's sites. Parking is always a little dicey, as sometimes the babies get loose.

Christian groceries are becoming more specialized, as atheists become more picky about what they eat. For example we only shop in the organically raised, corn-fed Christian co-op markets.

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14-10-2012, 01:38 PM
RE: Christian grocery store?
I got an Adventist one up the street from me. For a while it was the only place I could find these low glycemic obviously Christian breads which didn't spike my sugars. Had to walk through Christian book aisles in order to get to it, but it never really bothered me. Now I got other options like Trader Joe's Look Pa! No Flour! but I still get the Ezekiel 4:9 bread from MOM's.

Also frequent an Amish Market a few miles up the street as well. Their meats and dairy are very high quality.

Doing business with religious folk never really bothered me, I've met a few that have tried to rip me off, but they're easy to spot and most don't (except for when they're trying to sell me their religion, but I haven't seen any blatant proselytization at these markets, just the propaganda sitting on their shelves). Their products are typically of very high quality and reasonably priced, which is really all this consumer cares about.

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