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26-05-2015, 03:19 PM
Christian memes! Make them stop!
I can't be the only one that gets on facebook and sees one of my Christian friends post a meme.

The one I just now saw:

[Image: week-without-god.jpg]

Okay, I'll own this.

Sinday: Yep, we atheists like to run around just sinning our asses off. "Rape-rape-rape, rapity-rapity-rape, rape-rape-rape, rapity-rapity-rape. Hey, is that your car? Mine now. Rape-rape-rapity-rape."
Mournday: Everyone mourns Monday. Monday... God... dammit...Facepalm
Tearsday: Huh I don't No Can't even...
Wasteday: Ah, yes, the day I finally go poop. Once a week. Shut up, it's not your colon.
Thirstday: Dafuq u say? Everyday is thirstday. What time it is? Quarter after 5?! That's thirsttime, mofo!
Fightday: in which I lose... always...
Shatterday: No it's not! It's Caturday!... I'm sorry about that. Please forgive me.
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26-05-2015, 03:21 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
I stay the hell off'n Facebook.
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26-05-2015, 03:25 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
Weak???

Yeah, needing to rely on an invisible buddy is pretty fucking weak all right.....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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26-05-2015, 03:32 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
[Image: do-you-have-time-to-talk-about-jesus-chr...907265.jpg]

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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26-05-2015, 03:34 PM
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(26-05-2015 03:32 PM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: do-you-have-time-to-talk-about-jesus-chr...907265.jpg]

HA! Laugh out load
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26-05-2015, 03:37 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
Thank God it's Tearsday?

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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26-05-2015, 03:39 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
[Image: lecrae.jpg]

Pascal's Wager = checkmate, atheists! Boom!
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26-05-2015, 03:41 PM
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Well ain't that precious.
Without god our week would still be the same, unless you go with a specific god since the days of the week are named after gods and goddesses.

"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." Joseph Campbell
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26-05-2015, 03:42 PM
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(26-05-2015 03:39 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  [Image: lecrae.jpg]

Pascal's Wager = checkmate, atheists! Boom!

But if you choose the wrong god--not only did you waste your life worshiping the wrong god--you wasted eternity anyway....

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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26-05-2015, 03:44 PM
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It doesn't even make sense...

Without GOD you wouldn't have Thorsday you mean? Or Frijya-Day? or Wodens day? Or Tyrsday? or Saturns day? Or 2 days named after the Moon/Sun.

Interesting conclusion

"Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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