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26-05-2015, 03:44 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
And also i would like to know why there are no heavens with a bunch of gorgeous guy virgins for dutiful women to be lavished with in the afterlife?????

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26-05-2015, 03:45 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
Wait a second, I see a missed opportunity in this. Instead of fight day they should of just said fry day Cool

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26-05-2015, 04:05 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
(26-05-2015 03:19 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  I can't be the only one that gets on facebook and sees one of my Christian friends post a meme.

The one I just now saw:

[Image: week-without-god.jpg]

Okay, I'll own this.

Sinday: Yep, we atheists like to run around just sinning our asses off. "Rape-rape-rape, rapity-rapity-rape, rape-rape-rape, rapity-rapity-rape. Hey, is that your car? Mine now. Rape-rape-rapity-rape."
Mournday: Everyone mourns Monday. Monday... God... dammit...Facepalm
Tearsday: Huh I don't No Can't even...
Wasteday: Ah, yes, the day I finally go poop. Once a week. Shut up, it's not your colon.
Thirstday: Dafuq u say? Everyday is thirstday. What time it is? Quarter after 5?! That's thirsttime, mofo!
Fightday: in which I lose... always...
Shatterday: No it's not! It's Caturday!... I'm sorry about that. Please forgive me.

Those days of the week were named after Nordic gods except a couple, I believe, were named after Roman Gods.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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26-05-2015, 04:12 PM
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This is the only thing I miss about Facebook. The hilarious images and of course Christians Against Dinosaurs
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26-05-2015, 04:16 PM
RE: Christian memes! Make them stop!
(26-05-2015 03:44 PM)jennybee Wrote:  And also i would like to know why there are no heavens with a bunch of gorgeous guy virgins for dutiful women to be lavished with in the afterlife?????

You don't want that. No
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26-05-2015, 04:16 PM
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I don't know about you guys, but when I see a feel-good message about Gawd that's filled with clever puns, it makes my faith even stronger, because apparently I'm that easily persuaded by my emotions.

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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26-05-2015, 04:53 PM
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When stuff like that shows up on my newsfeed, I always comment on it. Tongue
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26-05-2015, 05:09 PM
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Is this a meme?

[Image: 622x350.jpg]

And does it belong in this thread? Unsure

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26-05-2015, 06:10 PM
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I've said before in another thread, but the irony of a christian using the word 'Meme' is wonderful! Laugh out load

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too"? - Douglas Adams Bechased
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26-05-2015, 08:03 PM
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Oh, oh, I wanna try!

Without GOD
Our week would be
Sundae
Funday
Woohoosday
Friendsday
Thinksday
Pieday
Satonbuttday

Seven days without GOD
Makes one sleek.

Did I reach their level of lame?

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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