Christian memes! Make them stop!

[jennybee]

(27-05-2015 02:13 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  

(26-05-2015 03:42 PM)jennybee Wrote:  But if you choose the wrong god--not only did you waste your life worshiping the wrong god--you wasted eternity anyway....

...And just so you can start deducing to arrive at the proper god, here is a list of about 5,000. You'll have about as much of a chance of choosing the correct god as you will of getting a hole in one on a golf course.

godfinder.org

I think we should cast lots...

[Chas]

(27-05-2015 02:15 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 02:13 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  ...And just so you can start deducing to arrive at the proper god, here is a list of about 5,000. You'll have about as much of a chance of choosing the correct god as you will of getting a hole in one on a golf course.

godfinder.org

I think we should cast lots...

I think we should cast Lot's daughters in a porn flick.

[Tonechaser77]

(27-05-2015 03:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 02:15 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I think we should cast lots...

I think we should cast Lot's daughters in a porn flick.

Given the ageless wonder of the human race, i'll bet both are still alive!

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when this conversation happened:

"Ben-Ammi, Moab, this is your daddy grandpa!!"

[Szuchow]

(27-05-2015 11:27 AM)jennybee Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 07:21 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  Look. You have to understand that some people are more important to God than other people, and that as a blessing to those important people God has graced every last one of them with an extremely tender ball sac capable of immense amounts of pain.

... also, with the much higher muscle-to-body-and-brain-mass that in the days of muscle-driven military technology when these religions came about translated into the ability to bring the less-blessed people into the religion by purer means than actually incentivizing them. That's what makes them important. I think.

Try getting your period every month and then we'll talk

Of course religions were male-dominated, they reflected the misogynistic culture of the time. All religions were designed to benefit what men wanted. I would just like to know how they came up with 72 and not 73 or 100 virgins? Anyone know?

Here is something about this.

[jennybee]

(27-05-2015 10:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 11:27 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Try getting your period every month and then we'll talk

Of course religions were male-dominated, they reflected the misogynistic culture of the time. All religions were designed to benefit what men wanted. I would just like to know how they came up with 72 and not 73 or 100 virgins? Anyone know?

Here is something about this.

I read some of the "attributes" of the virgins that were listed:

Physical attributes: Hairless except the eyebrows and the head

Sexual attributes: Appetizing vaginas

Personality attributes: Restraining their glances

Other attributes: Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

Yeah, no misogyny there...

[Szuchow]

(27-05-2015 11:05 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 10:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Here is something about this.

I read some of the "attributes" of the virgins that were listed:

Physical attributes: Hairless except the eyebrows and the head

Sexual attributes: Appetizing vaginas

Personality attributes: Restraining their glances

Other attributes: Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

Yeah, no misogyny there...

Misogyny in religion of the prophet? It's blasphemy

[RobbyPants]

(27-05-2015 03:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  I think we should cast Lot's daughters in a porn flick.

Along with Adam and Eve's kids and Noah's grandkids.

What's with all the incest in the Bible? It got so bad, they had to make rules about it!

[Fodder_From_The_Truth]

(27-05-2015 11:05 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 10:50 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Here is something about this.

I read some of the "attributes" of the virgins that were listed:

Physical attributes: Hairless except the eyebrows and the head

Sexual attributes: Appetizing vaginas

Personality attributes: Restraining their glances

Other attributes: Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

Yeah, no misogyny there...

I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

[jennybee]

(28-05-2015 02:00 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  

(27-05-2015 11:05 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I read some of the "attributes" of the virgins that were listed:

Physical attributes: Hairless except the eyebrows and the head

Sexual attributes: Appetizing vaginas

Personality attributes: Restraining their glances

Other attributes: Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

Yeah, no misogyny there...

I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

That's cause you're a freakin' hornball lol

[Fodder_From_The_Truth]

(28-05-2015 03:46 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

(28-05-2015 02:00 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

That's cause you're a freakin' hornball lol

didn't think anybody would touch that reply lol

I guess nothing is awkward on the internet haha