Christian preacher mauled by lion after trying to prove "Lord would intervene"
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20-03-2017, 04:06 AM
Christian preacher mauled by lion after trying to prove "Lord would intervene"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...afari.html

Christian 'prophet' has his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride 'to prove the Lord's power over animals' during South Africa safari

A church leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride in a bid to prove the 'Lord's power over animals'.

Alec Ndiwane, a Zion Christian Church prophet, was attacked on a safari while trying to show that God would save him in front of fellow church members.

He is said to have fallen into a trance and started speaking in tongues before charging at a pride of lions feeding on an impala in South Africa's Kruger National Park.

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20-03-2017, 04:09 AM
RE: Christian preacher mauled by lion after trying to prove "Lord would intervene"
Too bad, he almost qualified for an award

If the lions would have mauled "the other side" and he would be unable to reproduce, he definitely would be a contender!

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20-03-2017, 04:12 AM
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Well, lord only help those who help themselves, so when he was seeing such stupidity he took hands off approach Big Grin

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20-03-2017, 04:34 AM
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Who needs to throw them to the lions when they just throw themselves?

Are we sure that the dumb cunts weren't tossing themselves into the Colosseum at this point?

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20-03-2017, 04:51 AM
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In 1971 this sky pilot told me he could prove God was watching over me. We brought him home in a body bag. Not a scratch on me. God makes funny choices. Drinking Beverage
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20-03-2017, 04:59 AM
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I don't think this guy deserves a Darwin Award, but we could start a new award given for extreme stupidity with animals.

We will call it the Treadwell Trophy. Named for that stupid " I sleep with the bears" fuckwad Timothy Treadwell.

Who got himself and his girlfriend eaten by the first hungry bear he ever met.

Dumbfucks abound.

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20-03-2017, 05:08 AM
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I suppose we should be grateful that he wasn't encouraging his congregation to do it... Consider

But he's still an idiot.

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20-03-2017, 05:49 AM
RE: Christian preacher mauled by lion after trying to prove "Lord would intervene"
He was probably hungry after reading in the bible that honey comes from lions.

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20-03-2017, 05:52 AM
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(20-03-2017 04:06 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...afari.html

A church leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride in a bid to prove the 'Lord's power over animals'.

Alec Ndiwane, a Zion Christian Church prophet, was attacked on a safari while trying to show that God would save him in front of fellow church members.

He is said to have fallen into a trance and started speaking in tongues before charging at a pride of lions feeding on an impala in South Africa's Kruger National Park.

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Perhaps this incident does work to 'prove the Lord's power over animals', this being the same callous brute that sent plagues of various creatures and set two she-bears on scores of children? Be careful what you wish for...
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20-03-2017, 07:05 AM
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(20-03-2017 04:06 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...afari.html

Christian 'prophet' has his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride 'to prove the Lord's power over animals' during South Africa safari

A church leader had his buttocks mauled by a lion after running towards a pride in a bid to prove the 'Lord's power over animals'.

Alec Ndiwane, a Zion Christian Church prophet, was attacked on a safari while trying to show that God would save him in front of fellow church members.

He is said to have fallen into a trance and started speaking in tongues before charging at a pride of lions feeding on an impala in South Africa's Kruger National Park.

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> I suppose we can put this story right alongside of those involving Christians who die handling deadly snakes because they thought God would protect them.

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