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02-03-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Christians Against Sex
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Sex is only for married couples, with the lights turned off, in the missionary position.

Not even for purposes of enjoying it, but ONLY for creating children.

You miserable puritanical scumbag. Who the fuck are you to judge anyone?

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03-03-2017, 12:54 AM
RE: Christians Against Sex
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Sex is only for married couples, with the lights turned off.....

Dunno about that? I'm thinking a low 15 watt globe is possibly acceptable. Tongue

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03-03-2017, 01:27 AM (This post was last modified: 03-03-2017 01:30 AM by Mathilda.)
RE: Christians Against Sex
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Sex is only for married couples, with the lights turned off, in the missionary position.

Not even for purposes of enjoying it, but ONLY for creating children.

I approve of this message.

It makes kinky non-reproductive sex far more fun knowing that the Catholic church hates it.



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03-03-2017, 01:52 AM (This post was last modified: 03-03-2017 02:00 AM by RocketSurgeon76.)
RE: Christians Against Sex
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Sex is only for married couples, with the lights turned off, in the missionary position.

Not even for purposes of enjoying it, but ONLY for creating children.

Assuming you meant this as an ironic joke, then well played! That's pretty funny.

However, if you meant it in an un-ironic, literal sense, then I refer you to EK's animated gif response, which covered everything I'd want to say to you on the subject.

So, kudos or birdies, depending on what you meant. Laugh out load

Edit to Add: I stand corrected. Mathilda added one of my Favorite Things on the Internet™, which includes a few things I'd have wanted to say in addition to the gif. Well played, Mathilda. Big Grin

Second Edit: Apparently I read the backlog wrong, during my post (it's in an odd format, while you're posting), and mistook EK's post and Larai's reply. It was EK who posted the gif to which I refer, above. Names corrected.

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03-03-2017, 01:56 AM
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(03-03-2017 01:52 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  However, if you meant it in an un-ironic, literal sense, then I refer you to Larai's animated gif response, which covered everything I'd want to say to you on the subject.

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(02-03-2017 11:26 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: wAmPLid.gif]

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03-03-2017, 02:01 AM
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Sorry, EK. I fixttid it!!

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03-03-2017, 02:06 AM
RE: Christians Against Sex
(03-03-2017 02:01 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Sorry, EK. I fixttid it!!

No prob, Larai gave me a Rep for the post anyways. Just gave me an excuse to post more images really. S'all good. Big Grin

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03-03-2017, 02:39 AM
RE: Christians Against Sex
(03-03-2017 01:27 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Sex is only for married couples, with the lights turned off, in the missionary position.

Not even for purposes of enjoying it, but ONLY for creating children.

I approve of this message.

It makes kinky non-reproductive sex far more fun knowing that the Catholic church hates it.




Thanks for reminding me of this. Big Grin

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03-03-2017, 03:37 AM
RE: Christians Against Sex
(02-03-2017 11:20 PM)ProudCatholic Wrote:  Not even for purposes of enjoying it, but ONLY for creating children.

Amen! Even if it's with your own father [Image: JC_nun.gif]

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Also, that bozo's a poe. No one is THIS stupid. If only his pathetic trolling was even half as funny as he appears to think it is. As someone who actually trolled this place once (by pure chance) - bozo, this is not how you do it. Shoo. [Image: JC_ghey.gif]

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03-03-2017, 07:14 AM
RE: Christians Against Sex
To the OP -- at least she's honest... The usual modus operandi for fanatical Jebus sniffers is to claim they're celibate - while humping and gobbling the neighbors, the neighbor's kids, and probably even the neighbor's dog......

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