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31-05-2012, 07:01 PM
Christians' false advertising about atheists' swinging sex lives
Since like about forever, christians have said that atheists enjoy swinging, uninhibited sex because we don't believe in their god, we don't believe in the "eternal" consequences of what we do with our boy parts and girl parts, and we want to live as selfishly and hedonistically as possible.

So, apparently, a lot of young guys from christian environments have taken this propaganda at face value. They become atheists and then try to figure out how to get their share of the action promised to them, in a backhanded way, by their pastors and Sunday school teachers. "Hey, let's go to atheist conventions! I bet we can meet a lot of atheist chicks there who will put out for us!"

They go to these gatherings, try to chat up these chicks in, say, hotel elevators, and then discover that the clergmen and other church authorities in the religions they left behind totally lied to them about atheist women's easy virtue. No, they discover, it doesn't that way at all. Instead many of these godless bitches have refused to act according to the porn-like movie script as imagined by christians, and instead they have started to organize against these atheist men for "sexual harassment."

If these atheist guys want someone to blame, they really should complain about the false advertising about atheists' sex lives they received from the pulpits in their youth.
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03-06-2012, 07:46 PM
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Speaking from personal experience, are you

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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04-06-2012, 12:05 AM
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Dumdididumb-arses!

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04-06-2012, 12:12 AM
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These guys obviously never went to High School.
Catholic girls are the most slutty of all High School girls. Fact. and you can't argue with fact so don't try to refute this post.

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04-06-2012, 12:43 AM
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Yes because two consenting adults is much worse than priests molesting kids.

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04-06-2012, 08:15 AM
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Does herpes count as an everlasting consequence?
It's just them projecting their sad little fantasies onto us. As they say, practice makes perfect

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04-06-2012, 09:19 AM
RE: Christians' false advertising about atheists' swinging sex lives
(31-05-2012 07:01 PM)advancedatheist Wrote:  Since like about forever, christians have said that atheists enjoy swinging, uninhibited sex because we don't believe in their god, we don't believe in the "eternal" consequences of what we do with our boy parts and girl parts, and we want to live as selfishly and hedonistically as possible.

So, apparently, a lot of young guys from christian environments have taken this propaganda at face value. They become atheists and then try to figure out how to get their share of the action promised to them, in a backhanded way, by their pastors and Sunday school teachers. "Hey, let's go to atheist conventions! I bet we can meet a lot of atheist chicks there who will put out for us!"

They go to these gatherings, try to chat up these chicks in, say, hotel elevators, and then discover that the clergmen and other church authorities in the religions they left behind totally lied to them about atheist women's easy virtue. No, they discover, it doesn't that way at all. Instead many of these godless bitches have refused to act according to the porn-like movie script as imagined by christians, and instead they have started to organize against these atheist men for "sexual harassment."

If these atheist guys want someone to blame, they really should complain about the false advertising about atheists' sex lives they received from the pulpits in their youth.
Much like the space between their ears, they're full of shit. It seems to me atheists have a little more modest sex lives than their religious counterparts. I do think they tend toward more quality relationships and better marriages than do christians because atheists are so much more frank and unsuppressed about sex. Christians view sex with such repression and contempt, like some kind of a vulgar compulsion that you eventually yield to, then feel wretched and guilty afterwards about it (see Carrie's mother in the novel Carrie, by Stephen King). You can't bottle up a primal urge like that, deluge it with total lies and guilt, and then expect followers of the Cross to have healthy sexual lives. Now a part of this religion, but torn by their urges to fuck, a lot of christians take to sexual acitivty in secret, guided by their own hormones and sheer ignorance. They applaud abstinence but are then fucking their girlfriends/boyfriends in the back seat of a car that very same night. They get pregnant, so they then marry when they really shouldn't, resulting in a divorce and another child from a broken home. This stuff is all easily preventable with a more realistic attitude toward sex and judicious use of birth control and condoms.

Also christians are the kings of conspiracy theories. They already believe that atheism is a secular religion, that we really just are devil worshippers, that we eat our own children, that Barack Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim, that the world is only 6,000 years old and created in 6 earth days - nobody can convince them otherwise; they KNOW it's true.

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04-06-2012, 09:25 AM
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(04-06-2012 09:19 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  ... that we eat our own children, ... - nobody can convince them otherwise; they KNOW it's true.
That's just stupid - we eat their children.Goodevil

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04-06-2012, 10:06 AM
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(31-05-2012 07:01 PM)advancedatheist Wrote:  Since like about forever, christians have said that atheists enjoy swinging, uninhibited sex because we don't believe in their god, we don't believe in the "eternal" consequences of what we do with our boy parts and girl parts, and we want to live as selfishly and hedonistically as possible.
Sounds about right. What's the problem?

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04-06-2012, 10:15 AM
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(04-06-2012 09:25 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(04-06-2012 09:19 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  ... that we eat our own children, ... - nobody can convince them otherwise; they KNOW it's true.
That's just stupid - we eat their children.Goodevil
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