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21-05-2015, 11:00 AM
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Chuck Norris used to be one of my heros. I loved watching those old 80s movies.
But now I'm not so sure....sounds like another Right Wing Watch story. Apparently he believes Obama is ushering in the Apocalypse.

Chuck Norris, Obama and the apocalypse

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21-05-2015, 11:03 AM
RE: Chuck Norris and the Apocalypse
He watched one too many of his own movies.

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21-05-2015, 11:05 AM
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21-05-2015, 11:08 AM
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Yay! Another famous nut job!
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21-05-2015, 11:20 AM
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(21-05-2015 11:03 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  He watched one too many of his own movies.

Yea why have delusions of grandeur when you have guns? We all know the civil way to settle things is to have Clint Eastwood shoot someone in a Spaghetti Western.

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21-05-2015, 11:30 AM
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He's also noted for saying that if elected president, he would "tattoo an American flag on the forehead of every atheist,".

Nothing says "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," like that bullshit.
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21-05-2015, 12:08 PM
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He also thought the military was/is going to invade Texas with Jade Helm 15. Wish Bruce Lee was still with us. Would trade Chuck for Bruce anyday.

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21-05-2015, 12:15 PM
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(21-05-2015 11:03 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  He watched one too many of his own movies.

I think he got hit in the head too many times.

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21-05-2015, 01:08 PM
Chuck Norris and the Apocalypse
All those Bruce Lee ass beatings done messed that boy's head all up.
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21-05-2015, 01:13 PM
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(21-05-2015 01:08 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  All those Bruce Lee ass beatings done messed that boy's head all up.

That's why he grew a beard; to better hide from Bruce Lee.
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