Church over flow parking?
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21-04-2016, 05:51 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
(21-04-2016 05:48 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  OH come on.....

Don't you people know how to have fun????

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Set up early with a camera - and get pictures of who's parking where - so you can keep them straight.....

Once they're in church - you've got a free reign for fun and games......


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Just a few ideas --- if the morons don't lock their cars.......... (remarkably - church goers frequently don't lock up......dumb, but true...)

A few crumpled panties stuffed under the back seats of cars -- or some "used" condoms left about for the husband/or wife to find could be interesting.....

Swap license plates on two vehicles of the same make and model ---- use a payphone and report one stolen..........

If nothing else -- removing tire valve cores or a tube of superglue in the locks is always amusing.

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Do payphones even exist any more?

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21-04-2016, 05:53 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
(21-04-2016 05:51 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(21-04-2016 05:48 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  OH come on.....

Don't you people know how to have fun????

.....

Set up early with a camera - and get pictures of who's parking where - so you can keep them straight.....

Once they're in church - you've got a free reign for fun and games......


...........

Just a few ideas --- if the morons don't lock their cars.......... (remarkably - church goers frequently don't lock up......dumb, but true...)

A few crumpled panties stuffed under the back seats of cars -- or some "used" condoms left about for the husband/or wife to find could be interesting.....

Swap license plates on two vehicles of the same make and model ---- use a payphone and report one stolen..........

If nothing else -- removing tire valve cores or a tube of superglue in the locks is always amusing.

............

Do payphones even exist any more?

THere's a few around here....

I guess the drug dealers and Ma Bell made a deal....

Big Grin

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21-04-2016, 05:56 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
(21-04-2016 05:51 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(21-04-2016 05:48 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  OH come on.....

Don't you people know how to have fun????

.....

Set up early with a camera - and get pictures of who's parking where - so you can keep them straight.....

Once they're in church - you've got a free reign for fun and games......


...........

Just a few ideas --- if the morons don't lock their cars.......... (remarkably - church goers frequently don't lock up......dumb, but true...)

A few crumpled panties stuffed under the back seats of cars -- or some "used" condoms left about for the husband/or wife to find could be interesting.....

Swap license plates on two vehicles of the same make and model ---- use a payphone and report one stolen..........

If nothing else -- removing tire valve cores or a tube of superglue in the locks is always amusing.

............

Do payphones even exist any more?

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21-04-2016, 06:08 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
(21-04-2016 05:48 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  OH come on.....

Don't you people know how to have fun????

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21-04-2016, 10:56 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
Talk to the building or property manager first before you do anything, as others have said, they may have permission. If not, then call the cops if the parking is tenant-only or they're there illegally. My parish runs a weekly reminder in the bulletin, "Do not park in the Evangelicals' parking lot, they will tow you".

And the flyer sounds like a reasonable thing, after all, they're the idiots obstructing parking for people who pay for it.

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21-04-2016, 11:54 AM
RE: Church over flow parking?
Flyers.

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21-04-2016, 12:33 PM
RE: Church over flow parking?
Many years ago, I worked for General Motors at an assembly plant. The guards would put a notice on the windshield of an improperly parked car as a warning. The whole back of the notice was glue. It would take about a half hour to scrape that thing off. Not many repeat offenders.
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