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31-07-2011, 01:29 PM
Church signs
I'm sure everyone has seen those church signs that display different sayings every week. What are some of the funny or stupid things they have posted? For me:

Funniest: "Laying in bed screaming 'Oh God' does not count as prayer!"

Dumbest: "If Jesus is your copilot, switch seats."

The last one really pissed me off. I read it as "Don't think for yourself."
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31-07-2011, 01:39 PM
RE: Church signs
I love driving by those things! They never fail to entertain me. The latest one I've seen : "You think it's hot here..." (100 degree weather everyday)
Way to scare your flock into coming to church that week!

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31-07-2011, 02:10 PM
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(31-07-2011 01:29 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  The last one really pissed me off. I read it as "Don't think for yourself."

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31-07-2011, 03:37 PM
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(31-07-2011 02:10 PM)Efrx86 Wrote:  
(31-07-2011 01:29 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  The last one really pissed me off. I read it as "Don't think for yourself."

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Lol, i dont even get offended by them i find them hilarous.
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31-07-2011, 07:42 PM
RE: Church signs
You can make your own ones here
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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31-07-2011, 07:50 PM
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That's awesome. I've literally been making up funny signs for the past fifteen minutes.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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31-07-2011, 08:17 PM
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I found that site ages ago. Forgot all about it untill this thread.

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31-07-2011, 09:05 PM
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Wow I had totally forgotten about that website myself.

Here's my first amateur sign Big Grin

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Whenever I'm asked "What if you're wrong?", I always show the asker this video: http://youtu.be/iClejS8vWjo Screw Pascal's wager.
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01-08-2011, 06:26 AM
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(31-07-2011 09:05 PM)Efrx86 Wrote:  Wow I had totally forgotten about that website myself.

Here's my first amateur sign Big Grin

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Lol when im older and got enough im getting FSM tattoo
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01-08-2011, 01:15 PM
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Well... they're right for once. Big Grin
Damn loud mouthed YEC's trying to scare us!

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