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28-06-2012, 05:28 PM
Church signs that annoy you, or you find funny
When driving to the doctor's yesterday (and again today), I ran into this sign:
   

At first I was annoyed for some reason.... then I read it a bit different, "Eternity is long, hell is hot. Don't go there (meaning the church, not hell)." Now I find it kind of funny. Then again, maybe it was the like 107+ degree heat when I was driving with no air.


Although that sign still makes me wonder, exactly who would attend that church because of the sign? Has anyone else seen slogans/signs for their churches that make them wonder what the point is? After all, it's not like a short message will convert someone, and if someone already attends church, I don't see how a sign would make them switch (short of "free beer Sundays, Jesus' blood is wine, come sober, leave hammered").
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28-06-2012, 05:32 PM
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A lot of these signs have a short, funny saying... it's just enough to get somebody to notice that there's a church there.

What I think is funny is the angry reaction that the "atheist bus campaign" got, or the vandalism that atheist signs typically draw. Do Christians not realize how much more advertising they put out compared to any other religion (or anti-religion)?

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28-06-2012, 05:50 PM
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I've always loved the tried and true favourite...

Don't let stress kill you...
Let the church help

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28-06-2012, 08:46 PM
RE: Church signs that annoy you, or you find funny
There was one church near where I lived years ago that had some pretty funny signs. For example, one read: "Screaming 'Oh God!' in bed does not constitute going to church." It wasn't up for very long, probably due to the perceived sexual nature. I always enjoyed my drive in that direction because I knew new additions to the sign would make me laugh. However, the signs for the church near my current residence pisses me off. They always amount to "you are nothing without god."
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29-06-2012, 07:00 AM
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My wife is from the mid-west, last time we were out there a church had a big flag, eagle and sign calling for us to restore America to "A Christian nation". That really ticked me off.

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29-06-2012, 07:44 AM
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All church signs are annoying. 'Cause church is annoying.

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29-06-2012, 07:51 AM
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I googled "funny church signs" and the results were quite amusing. See for yourself:

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29-06-2012, 08:05 AM
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(29-06-2012 07:51 AM)Vosur Wrote:  I googled "funny church signs" and the results were quite amusing. See for yourself:

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That last one is priceless, very sad mind you, but priceless!

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29-06-2012, 08:30 PM
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Apparently the Rev likes to take it from behind Big Grin

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29-06-2012, 08:35 PM (This post was last modified: 29-06-2012 08:41 PM by DLJ.)
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(29-06-2012 08:30 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  [Image: evil-fabric-af-thumb.jpg]

Apparently the Rev likes to take it from behind Big Grin
.... whilst wearing comfortable material?
(and humming "Knights in White Satan")

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