Churches are like stripclubs
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08-11-2011, 02:16 PM
Churches are like stripclubs
Churches are like strip clubs without booze or the fun. I mean you go to both with cash and you just give it away to people who use it for themselves. The only difference is that in one case you put it in a bowl and in the other you put it in a thong. Where do you want to spend your money?

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08-11-2011, 02:20 PM
 
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
(08-11-2011 02:16 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Churches are like strip clubs without booze or the fun. I mean you go to both with cash and you just give it away to people who use it for themselves. The only difference is that in one case you put it in a bowl and in the other you put it in a thong. Where do you want to spend your money?

I see where you are spending your money! Wink

What are thongs?

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08-11-2011, 02:21 PM
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
A thong is a like underwear only much sluttier.

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08-11-2011, 02:25 PM
 
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
(08-11-2011 02:21 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  A thong is a like underwear only much sluttier.

...and they teach this to you in graduate school in Paleobiology. ???

Wow! -- I went to the wrong school!

Yours sounds like a lot more fun! Big Grin

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08-11-2011, 02:28 PM
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The thong knowledge was from my undergrad. We are learning about much more complex forms of lingerie in grad school Smile

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08-11-2011, 02:30 PM
 
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
(08-11-2011 02:28 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  The thong knowledge was from my undergrad. We are learning about much more complex forms of lingerie in grad school Smile

I am awed!

I wonder what comes next in PhD courses or, even, in PostDoc internships?

...to think I wasted all those years!!! Sad
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08-11-2011, 02:39 PM
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You forgot to add that you leave both feeling guilty.

I would personally rather spend my money on something else entirely. If for charity than cancer research, if for someone else than taking my kid to go bananas, if of something selfish than a blues junior amp. So many better things to spend money on and definitely better things to do with ones time.

I hate strip clubs they make me feel sad, dirty, and gullible. Same with church lol.

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08-11-2011, 04:12 PM
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
Well isn't this a nice scene to walk in to.
I think I once heard of a stripclub church somewhere in the world. I forget where as it was late and I was not in the best shapeWink
Think of the profits one could attain with a stripclub church! Have all th stripclu things with added crosses and then have a confessional booth at the exit to handle all those "sins".
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09-11-2011, 11:15 AM
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
(08-11-2011 04:12 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  Well isn't this a nice scene to walk in to.
I think I once heard of a stripclub church somewhere in the world. I forget where as it was late and I was not in the best shapeWink
Think of the profits one could attain with a stripclub church! Have all th stripclu things with added crosses and then have a confessional booth at the exit to handle all those "sins".
I am a terrible person.

Stripper poles shaped like crosses, the women could come out dressed as nuns, and the confessional booths could be gloryhole confessionals.

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09-11-2011, 08:55 PM
RE: Churches are like stripclubs
I actually prefer churches to strip clubs. My insanity knows no bounds.

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