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09-06-2017, 01:13 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Waxing the surfboard ... or my favorite, having some quality "me" time.
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09-06-2017, 01:15 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Ah yes, I love a good wank. Everyone does, even those who don't.

Being your own best friend, cleaning the pipes, rubbing one out, or pumping the shotgun.

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09-06-2017, 01:17 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Juicing

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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09-06-2017, 01:34 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon



(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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09-06-2017, 01:54 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Playing the skin flute

Wasting Heirs

Making momma cry (which could be taken more then one way)

Playing with the family jewels

Popping one off or (out)

A friend in the hole

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09-06-2017, 02:23 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
It might be simpler to list phrases that can't be used to mean masturbation.

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09-06-2017, 02:26 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
> My last girlfriend used to call masturbation, "Rubbin' the nubbin." Laughat
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09-06-2017, 02:46 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Riverdance

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09-06-2017, 02:47 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Checking for a ripe zucchini

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09-06-2017, 04:48 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Anyone who's ever worked at a bookstore knows the duty of having to watch the magazine rack for masturbators. There's always a guy who's going to rip open an adult mag and head for the bathroom to rub one out. (You always bring gloves and a bag.)

Once I had a customer tell me he saw a guy take a magazine into the men's room. Keep in mind this guy was reeeeeal country. "He took it in there. Probably in there taterin'."

Tatering. What a potato has to do with that... I...

Tatering.
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