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09-06-2017, 07:56 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
Hmmm...

"Loping the mule"
"Whipping the wire" (must have been a little under endowed) Huh
"Dating Merry Palmer and her five daughters"
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09-06-2017, 08:00 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 07:51 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(09-06-2017 07:43 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Hollow one out and go to town. I knew a guy in high school who raped a pumpkin. (Literally.)

When caught, he asked, "Cinderella, is that you?!".

Also, I read online that a ripe mango is closest to the real McCoy. I'm hetero, so I'm not sure if that is true.

I think you need to do an experiment and get back to us Laugh out load
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09-06-2017, 08:01 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 04:48 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Anyone who's ever worked at a bookstore knows the duty of having to watch the magazine rack for masturbators. There's always a guy who's going to rip open an adult mag and head for the bathroom to rub one out. (You always bring gloves and a bag.)

Once I had a customer tell me he saw a guy take a magazine into the men's room. Keep in mind this guy was reeeeeal country. "He took it in there. Probably in there taterin'."

Tatering. What a potato has to do with that... I...

Tatering.

It's how tater tots are made Wink
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09-06-2017, 08:48 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 07:56 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Hmmm...

"Loping the mule"
"Whipping the wire" (must have been a little under endowed) Huh
"Dating Merry Palmer and her five daughters"

I've also heard Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

As for the reply about mango... Eh, I don't know. I know it's been years but I'm sure a piece of fruit compares to the real thing.

I'll take a break since this isn't the special subforum. Big Grin
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09-06-2017, 08:51 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 08:48 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(09-06-2017 07:56 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Hmmm...

"Loping the mule"
"Whipping the wire" (must have been a little under endowed) Huh
"Dating Merry Palmer and her five daughters"

I've also heard Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

As for the reply about mango... Eh, I don't know. I know it's been years but I'm sure a piece of fruit compares to the real thing.

I'll take a break since this isn't the special subforum. Big Grin

Seems like anything citrus would burn like a mofo. Of course, I don't have a penis so I can't really comment on the feel of the fruit vagina thing. Hobo
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09-06-2017, 08:59 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 08:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Seems like anything citrus would burn like a mofo.

I'm thinking it's because a mango is lower in acid. If I tried to hump a lemon that would burn. Of course there isn't enough booze in the world that would cause me to do that.

But... If you make sweet love to a piece of fruit, wouldn't that squish and break it?
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09-06-2017, 09:01 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 08:59 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(09-06-2017 08:51 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Seems like anything citrus would burn like a mofo.

I'm thinking it's because a mango is lower in acid. If I tried to hump a lemon that would burn. Of course there isn't enough booze in the world that would cause me to do that.

But... If you make sweet love to a piece of fruit, wouldn't that squish and break it?

Remind me never to eat the fruit at your house Laugh out load
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09-06-2017, 09:14 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 09:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(09-06-2017 08:59 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I'm thinking it's because a mango is lower in acid. If I tried to hump a lemon that would burn. Of course there isn't enough booze in the world that would cause me to do that.

But... If you make sweet love to a piece of fruit, wouldn't that squish and break it?

Remind me never to eat the fruit at your house Laugh out load

I only know what I have seen on the internet about mangoes. If I was interested in fruit, it would be of the human variety. Yes But I only like women and fire. Laughat
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09-06-2017, 09:17 PM
RE: Circling the Wagon
(09-06-2017 09:14 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(09-06-2017 09:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Remind me never to eat the fruit at your house Laugh out load

But I only like women and fire. Laughat

Hopefully not together Tongue
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10-06-2017, 12:54 AM
RE: Circling the Wagon
"Choking the bishop... chafing the carrot... sayin' hi to my monster!"





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