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13-01-2016, 10:04 PM
Comebacks
A response to "God bless America" when it sounds more like "F U atheists":

May ALL supernatural and paranormal forces and entities bless America, because obviously the Christian god could use some assistance.
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13-01-2016, 10:18 PM
RE: Comebacks
person: "God bless America"
me: "I will slit the throat of your first born child and sacrifice its blood to Satan so that I may ask Satan to curse you to burn for all eternity in the endless suffering fires of hell"

That would be my come back.

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14-01-2016, 12:37 AM
RE: Comebacks
Allahu Akbar

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14-01-2016, 01:55 AM
RE: Comebacks
Best comebcak would be: Long live comrade Lenin* Wink

*It's kinda superflous as Lenin is eternally alive.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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14-01-2016, 01:57 AM
RE: Comebacks
Did you just sneeze?

"Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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14-01-2016, 04:07 AM
RE: Comebacks
"And the question is - what is the phrase most uttered by ignorant twats?"


That usually pisses 'em off...

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14-01-2016, 04:35 AM
RE: Comebacks
Lenin had some good ideas but didn't watch his back. Smile

And for McCarthyist Americans amongst us, no I am not involved in a commie plot. Tongue

Although I do support socialised medicine for all. Apparently Americans spend more on medicine than any other nation.



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14-01-2016, 05:24 AM
RE: Comebacks
If you want my comeback, you will have to scrape it off your mums teeth....

Jimmy Carr.

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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14-01-2016, 05:28 AM
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(14-01-2016 05:24 AM)bemore Wrote:  If you want my comeback, you will have to scrape it off your mums teeth....

Jimmy Carr.

When I saw the thread that joke was first thing that came to mind. I love Jimmy Carr.

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14-01-2016, 06:05 AM
RE: Comebacks
(14-01-2016 04:35 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Lenin had some good ideas but didn't watch his back. Smile

And for McCarthyist Americans amongst us, no I am not involved in a commie plot. Tongue

Although I do support socialised medicine for all. Apparently Americans spend more on medicine than any other nation.



Country 2012 2013 2014

Australia 3866 .. ..
Austria 4528 4553 ..
Belgium 4225 4256 ..
Canada 4304 4351 4429
Chile 1476 1606 ..
Czech Republic 2021 2040 ..
Denmark 4512 4553 ..
Estonia 1443 1542 ..
Finland 3403 3442 3517
France 4045 4124 ..
Germany 4693 4819 5002
Greece 2329 2366 ..
Hungary 1697 1719 ..
Iceland 3526 3677 3903
Ireland 3663 .. ..
Israel 2330 2428 ..
Italy 3137 3077 3126
Japan 3592 3713 3768
Korea 2142 2275 2440
Luxembourg 4371 .. ..
Mexico 1026 1048 ..
Netherlands 5081 5131 5217
New Zealand 3214 3328 ..
Norway 5823 5862 6177
Poland 1448 1530 ..
Portugal 2523 2514 2584
Slovak Republic 1977 2010 ..
Slovenia 2483 2511 2585
Spain 2957 2898 ..
Sweden 4743 4904 ..
Switzerland 6140 6325 6466
Turkey 890 941 ..
United Kingdom 3175 3235 ..
United States 8454 8713 ..

Whatever good idea he had they were buried under so many bad ideas that in practice they didn't mattered.

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