Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
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22-11-2015, 11:04 PM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
Perhaps it will devolve into this:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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22-11-2015, 11:32 PM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
(22-11-2015 06:55 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(22-11-2015 05:47 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  I found it humorous as well. Can you imagine that circle jerk? Gasp

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It gets even better. Now she's debating herself over there.
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Of course, you scared poor guy; thanks a lot Dodgy

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22-11-2015, 11:34 PM
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(22-11-2015 11:32 PM)Alla Wrote:  Of course, you scared poor guy; thanks a lot Dodgy

Don't want to be ridiculed for debating with yourself?

ProTip: Don't debate with yourself.

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22-11-2015, 11:36 PM
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(22-11-2015 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(22-11-2015 11:32 PM)Alla Wrote:  Of course, you scared poor guy; thanks a lot Dodgy

Don't want to be ridiculed for debating with yourself?

ProTip: Don't debate with yourself.

I didn't. I posted his answer

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22-11-2015, 11:37 PM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
(22-11-2015 10:55 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  All we have to get it Q involved and this will be hilarious.

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(22-11-2015 07:03 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  buahahahahahahahaha you beat me to it, I was just going to say that.....nothing new, she has been conversing with the voices in her head for some time now....this should be entertaining..

Alla: Define heaven

Alla: Which heaven we have three

Alla: ......


I think the funniest thing is that she had to paste a reply from somewhere else. so I guess it is really this at the moment.

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23-11-2015, 07:55 AM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
In the end...who cares?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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23-11-2015, 07:58 AM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
(23-11-2015 07:55 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  In the end...who cares?

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23-11-2015, 08:07 AM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
(22-11-2015 11:36 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(22-11-2015 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Don't want to be ridiculed for debating with yourself?

ProTip: Don't debate with yourself.

I didn't. I posted his answer

So you are engaging in a debate with yourself? Got it.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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23-11-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: Commentary on " Alla's and Davidkingrichie debate about God"
(23-11-2015 08:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(22-11-2015 11:36 PM)Alla Wrote:  I didn't. I posted his answer

So you are engaging in a debate with yourself? Got it.

I am waiting for David. I guess he is too busy. Oh, well. Smile

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